Ek pinjare mein kuchh Tote (parrots) ek Toti ko chhed rahe the..
Jabki doosre pinjare mein Ek tota pooja aur Dusra Tota Namaaz padh raha tha!
Malik ne socha: Kitne nek tote hain, Inke pinjare mein toti surakshit rahegi.
Usne toti ko nek toto ke pinjare mein daal diya.
To pooja karne wala tota namaaz padhne wale tote se bola…
“Utho miyaan Dua kabool ho gayi!”
Ek Faqeer tha…
Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye
Aur use kuchh na mila.
Wo phir church gaya,
Phir mandir
Or
Phir gurudware.
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Palko Ko Jhuka Kar Salaam Karte Hain
Dil Ki Har Dua Aapke Nam Karte Hain
Kabool Ho To Muskura Dena,
Aapki Muskurahat Pe,
Puri Colgate Company Qurban Karte hain! ๐
Santa calls an ambulance because his mate Banta had been hit by a car…
Santa: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.
Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’
Santa: ‘Outside 28 Connaught Place…
Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’
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Geography Teacher: agar koi chhota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?
Student: to “Tadang” jaisi aavaj aayegi.
Sir gusse se: Kyun ??
Student: “Ye Duniya… Ye Duniya Pittal di.
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Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho? ๐ ๐
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Teacher in class:
Suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga..
Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kar aana
Pappu (to his friend):
Saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai..
Ek photo ke 20/- rupaye lagte hai,
aur hum logo se 50-50 rupaye liye ja rahe hai…
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. .
khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne…
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Q1. Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi…
Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ??
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener (Obviously, this Joke is old, as Tendulkar is already retired ๐ )
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Q2. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’…
Which movie did he really want to see..?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai…!
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Q3. Woh kya hai jo Dil mein hain, Mann mein hai par Dhadkan mein nahi?
Ans:- Arey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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Alia RETURNS
Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What, which part? Whole body was born in India .
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Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Don’t worry, I have one more.
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Doctor : Roz 5 km walk karo, to 1 saal mein 50kg wajan kam ho jayega..
Ek saal baad santa phone pe:
Docots Sahab, Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau, 1825km door aa gaya hoon! ๐ ๐
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KID FAILS IN EXAM
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna…!
Son:
Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A ‘School Test’
Not A “DNA” Test…!
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Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.” ๐