Kareena ko ladka hua,
Bilkul kaala.
Saif ne kaha:
Tu gori, Main gora
ladka kaise kala…?
Kareena Replied:
Tu Hot, Main Hot …
Jal Gaya Saala..!!
Kareena ko ladka hua,
Bilkul kaala.
Saif ne kaha:
Tu gori, Main gora
ladka kaise kala…?
Kareena Replied:
Tu Hot, Main Hot …
Jal Gaya Saala..!!
Agar Raat ko koi chahat ki had kar de,
mohabbat se aapke gaal par kiss kar de,
or Aapko karwat Badalne par majbur kar de
To yakeen karo ki wo machchhar hi hoga!!
Roye wo iss kadar
unki laash se lipat kar
Ki Laash khud uthh kar boli
.
.
“Le tu mar ja pehle,
Upar hi chadhe ja raha hai Itni Garmi mein..”
Ishq mein hum tumhe kya batayein
Kis kadar chot khaaye hue hain…
Kal maara tha baap ne uske…
Aaj bhaiya bhi aaye hue hain!!
Pappu ki hui master se ladai
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai
Pappu ka garam hua khoon
Gaya kabristan or master ki,
photo taang ke likh diya
COMING SOON
😛 😀
Mirza Ghalib:
Hamein to apno ne loota
Gairo mein kaha dum tha
Apni Kashti waha doobi
Jahaa paani kam tha
.
Ghalib’s Wife:
Tum to the hi Gadhe
Tumhare bheje mein kaha dum tha
Wahan kashti lekar gaye hi kyun
Jahan paani kam tha!!
Arz Kiya Hai….
Normal friend thi wo meri,
achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi kamini,
pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…!!
Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai!
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO, KISI KA Aashiq AAYA HAI!
Patni ne khaas aapne pati ke liye likha:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…
Jab tu 11:30 baje so jata hai,
To agle din subah tera whatsapp
last seen at 2:30am kyun batata hai..? 😀 😛
RABBA DUKH NA DENA MERE DOST KO….
CHAHE MUJHE SUKHO KA PAHAD DEDE…
NAYI CYCLE PAR GHUME DOST MERA….
MUZE BHALE HI PURANI BMW CAR DEDE. :-):-)
Arz kiya hai…
Beizzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai…
Gaur farmaiyega…
Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai….
Achchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai!! 😀