Santa calls an Ambulance

Santa calls an ambulance because his mate Banta had been hit by a car…

Santa: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.

Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’

Santa: ‘Outside 28 Connaught Place…

Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’

Silence…. (heavy breathing) and after a minute…

Operator: ‘Are you there sir?’

More heavy breathing and another minute later.

Operator: ‘Sir, can you hear me?’ This goes on for another few minutes until….

Operator: ‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?’

Santa: ‘Yes, sorry about that… I couldn’t spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to Minto road ….tussi Minto Road de spelling note karo.!! 😀 😛

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on Sep 7, 2014