Few best Santa Banta Jokes

Doctor : Roz 5 km walk karo, to 1 saal mein 50kg wajan kam ho jayega..

Ek saal baad santa phone pe:

Docots Sahab, Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau, 1825km door aa gaya hoon! 😀 😛

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Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le

Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??

Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega?

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Santa: Shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.

Sales man: plain main dikhau.

Santa:
Nahin helicopter mein dikha
saale bandar ki aulad, Yahin pe dikha!!

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Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.

Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily.

Doctor: how long do you play?

Santa: until the battery in my mobile goes down!!

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Santa’s Son was filling an application form.

Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu?

Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..!!

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on Sep 2, 2014