BREAKING NEWS…
Sonia Gandhi ne kara Nestle par case
Kaha… Maggi ki wajah se nahin ho paya Rahul ke dimaag ka vikaas!! 😀
Latest Rajnikanth Jokes Jokes
Rajni in Talwarbaji competition
Ek baar Rajnikanth Talwarbaaji ke ek muqabale mein pahunche.
Wahaa Cheen, Japan, aur Kayi Anya desho se talwarbaaji ke liye yoddha pahunche the
Pehle Chinese Talwarbaaj ne ek baal ke 2 tukde kar diye
Uske baad aaye Japani ne udati hui makkhi ki gardan kaat di
Phir aayi Apne Indian Rajnikanth Ki baaji….
Rajnikanth ne machchar udaya…
Apni talwar ghumaai…
Lekin machchar udata raha..
Japani aur Chinese dono hi kaafi khush hue, Aur unhone Rajnikanth se Puchha:
“Machchar to Abhi bhi udd raha hai?”
Rajnikanth ne muskurate hue jawab diya,
“Udd to raha hai, Lekin ab wah kabhi Baap nahin ban paayega”!!
Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS
Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.
From :- Rajnikant
Mind It!
I am Rajnikant calling!
Rajni – hello i am Rajnikant calling 🙂
Ladka – ha pata hai…bol?
Rajni – tujhe kaise pata ki maine call kiya hai..?
Ladka – Mobile switch off tha mera!
What do you want to do in future?
Principal – Beta, What you want to become when you grow old?
Student –
After Studying MBBS ,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor…
Principle – Whats your name Beta ?
Student – Rajnikanth!
Also Read: Barsat hui aur bheeg gaye hum
Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife
Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife…
Rajni the boss twisted his limbs and broke his eyelids…
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..!!!
The death of Michael Jackson is revealed
The death of Michael Jackson is revealed..
The day before MJ died..,
MJ saw RAJINIKANTH’s Dance n got Shocked!
Because Rajini had performed SUNWALK !!
Daya fainted and went in to coma
Daya fainted n went into coma by seeing that…..
.
.
that
RAJNIKANT broke the door just by knocking it. 😀
Bahumulya Shayari by Personalities
Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..
Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..
Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..
Manmohan: theek hai! Continue reading
Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile
Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile
One Alien came at RAJNI’s home from some galaxy
and requested,
Mere ladke ki board exams hain, thoda dheere bajao na!
Rajnikanth wanted a SMALL Show
Rajnikanth wanted to organise a “SMALL” show for his family and friends..
And guess what………
as a result ‘Comman Wealth Games’ came to India..!!