Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.
After 10 minutes
Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!
Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes
Aaj ke zamaane ki sabse badi problem
Aaj ke zamaane ki sabse badi Duvidha:
Mobile bigad jaaye, to bachche zimmedaar
aur
Bachche bigad jaaye,
To mobile jimmedaar!
Santa ne bheja Banta ko Hindi SMS
Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja:
Bhejane-wala mahaan,
padhane-wala gadha.
Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai:
Bhejane-wala gadha,
padhane-wala mahaan.
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I am Rajnikant calling!
Rajni – hello i am Rajnikant calling ๐
Ladka – ha pata hai…bol?
Rajni – tujhe kaise pata ki maine call kiya hai..?
Ladka – Mobile switch off tha mera!
Santa in a bar
Santa bar mein gaya to bartender ne usse puchha: Kya loge aaj?
Santa: Bas ek beer!
Bartender: Kya hua? Aaj tum kuchh theek nahi lag rahe.. Itne udaas kyun ho?
Santa: Meta meri biwi se jhagda ho gaya tha… Usne mujhe kaha ki wo 1 mahine tak mujhse baat nahin karegi!
Bartender: Phir usme kya dikkat hai?
Santa: Aaj ek mahina poora ho gaya!! ๐
Cheenti in an Auto
Ek cheenti auto mein baithi.. aur ek per bahar rakha..
Driver: Madam per andar kar lo
Cheenti: Nahin, mujhe haathi ko laat marni hai..
Saala kal aankh maar kar gaya tha!! ๐
Doctor aur Pappu
Doctor: Bachche ko Paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye!!
Pappu:
… Lekin..
Lekin ubaalne se bachcha mar to nahin jayega??
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Chhote Sardar ka birthday
Ek baar ek Chhote Sardar ka birthday tha.
Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to uska paad (fart) nikal gaya…
Dobara phunk maari fir paad nikal gaya…
Sardar gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola…
‘Le tu hi bujha Le’
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Hijade aur Shaadi ki Badhaai
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye…
Pehli: haaye haaye, main to 1100 lungi
Dusri boli: main to 2100 lungi
Peechhe se Santa bola
“Abey 2310 le lo… usme FM bhi hai !!”
๐ #Nokia
Tum kaise paida hue?
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Nisar!
Teacher: Accha Batao ki tum kaise paida hue?
Nisar:
Jawani janeman haseen dilruba,
mile do dil jawa, NISAR ho gaya….
Hahaha ๐ #PJ
Wahh Re Prabhu teri Leela
Wahh Prabhu.. kya leela hai teri!!
Cockroach chuhe se darta hai…
Chuha billi se…
Billi kutte se…
Kutta aadmi se…
Aadmi biwi se…
aur biwi?
Biwi darti hai cockroach se!!! ๐ ๐