In a school in Punjab, everyone was singing, “If you’re Happy and you know it, clap your hands” …
Only 3 students clapped their hands….
The rest of them were Sunny, Lucky, Pinky, Bittu, Sonu, Bunny, Guddu, Sweetie, Honey …!!!
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Chalaak Santa joke
Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karne walle ko sms kiya
“Maine woh sim band kar diya hai,
ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahin kar sakta!”..!!
Santa ka dhansu style ka breakup
Stylish Breakup
Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his gf.
GF: “What the hell was that?”
Santa: “its over”!
Santa has a perfect son
Santa: I have the perfect son.
Banta: Does he smoke?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.
Banta: Does he drink whiskey?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.
Banta: Does he ever come home late?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.
Banta: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Santa: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Thief in the the house
Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”
At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.
When Santa entered the den he was surprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.
As the thief was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”
The thief said, “Why would you want me to meet your wife?”
Santa replied, “Well, she’s been expecting you from 20 years.”
Santa learning angrezi
Santa: Yaar banta… “I am going” ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta: Main ja raha hoon..
Santa: abe aise kaise jaayega.. saala 20 log se puchh chuka hun, sab chale gaye… answer bata ke jaa!! 😀
Santa ka College
Santa na ek college khola,
Naam kya rakha hoga,
Guess karo,
Nahi pata?
Naam Tha…
Women’s College for Boys.
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai hui Par kyun…
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai hui.
Par kyun?
Kyunki, Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khate pakde gaye!!
aur kehne lage: Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hain 😀
😛
Chor aur Santa ka Mobile
Ek chor santa ka mobile le kar bhag raha tha.
Santa: bhaag saale bhag…
bhag..
aur bhaag
Kal kya karega?
Charger to mere pass hai. 😀 😛
Santa in a Bank
Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…
Wo BANK me jaaker so gaya
Puchho kyun?
Kyunki….
Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki
“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”
Innocent Santa 😉
Santa ki Bhains aur Lovers
Ek baar Santa ki Bhains kho gayi
Wo dhundta hua park mein pahuncha…
Waha ek ladka apni girlfriend ki aankho mein dekh kar keh raha tha
“jaan mujhe tumhari aankho mein poori duniya dikhayi de rahi hai!”
Santa yeh sunkar bola:
“Bhai zara dekh ke data to ki meri bhains kaha par hai?!”