Kapil: Agar Bhagwan tumhari ek ichchha poori kare, to woh kya hogi?
Sumona: Ki aap aur main 7 janam saath rahein.. ๐ aur aap kya mangoge?
Kapil: Yeh mera satwa janam ho!!
Kapil: Agar Bhagwan tumhari ek ichchha poori kare, to woh kya hogi?
Sumona: Ki aap aur main 7 janam saath rahein.. ๐ aur aap kya mangoge?
Kapil: Yeh mera satwa janam ho!!
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How to make a right decision?
1) Pehle dil ki suno
2) Phir dimag ki..
3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!
Shamaa bani to parwaane bane
Jaam bana to maikhaane bane
Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein…
Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane ๐ ๐
Kapil ki le li ๐
Delhi walo, kyun rote rehte ho? ๐
Salman: Kapil meri shaadi kab hogi?
Kapil: Kabhi nahin, kyunki tumhari zindagi mein sirf khushiya likhi hai ๐
Baarish mein couples:
Wow Kitna romantic weather hai…
Aur Singles:
Kya saala, har jagah paani paani, Pura keechad ho gaya!
Mast hai na Babuji ke kutte ka naam ๐
Koi Aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi Aankho hi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai
Bada Mushqil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English mein baat kar leta hai! ๐
Kapil Sharma:
Arz kiya hai…
Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance
wah wah
Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance
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