Santa- kal mere vyah te tu kii payenga…
Banta- daaru pee ke kalesh.
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Punjab Airlines..
Air hostess: Sir kee loge ?
Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi
Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni.=)) =D???
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Painted behind a Punjab Roadways bus :-
“Je waheguru da hukam hoya,
Taan manzil tak pahuncha davaange!”
“Je akkh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila davaange!”
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British: Can u Swim?
Punjabi: No
British: Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Punjabi: Can u Swim?
British: Yes
Punjabi: Then Whats the Difference between you & Dog?
British Shocked!!
Punjabi Rocks ๐
saala sada peo bannen chalya c ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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A Punjabi woman in london talking in English to a Doctor about her sick child ….
My kaka is ill
ek week da.
Na eat da,
na sleep da ,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nale nak vi leak da…..!!
———- Ban gaya na mast rap! ———- ๐
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