It hurts wherever I touch

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, English | Joker

Doctor aur Sharab ka ilaaz

Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?

Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi..

Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai, please chhudwa do!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, Sharabi | Joker

Beautiful Girl at a Medical Shop

Ek sundar ladki ek dawaiyo ki dukaan ke saamne kaafi se tak khadi thi!

Bheed chhatne ka intezaar kar rahi thi.

Shop ka owner use shaq ki nazar se ghoor raha tha…

bahut der baad jab dukaan mein koi customer nahin bacha,
To wo ladki dukaan mein aayi!

Ek salesman ko dheere se ek kinaare bulaya,
Dukaan ka malik ab aur bhi jyada chaukanna ho gaya.

Ladki ne dheere se ek kagaj salesman ki aur badhaya,
aur Dheere se fusfusayi…

“Bhaiya,

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Meri ek Doctor ke sath shaadi tay ho gayi hai,
Aaj unki chitthi aayi hai,
Thoda padhkar sunayenge kya?
Writing samjh mein nahin aa rahi hai!!!” ๐Ÿ˜€

Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi | Joker

An apple a day

An apple a day….
is almost a thousand rupees a month….!

Visiting a doctor is cheaper…!!

Be practical…!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, English | Joker

Kya aapne kabhi socha hai?

Kya kabhi socha hai?
Ki Hospital mein Operation se pehle Mareez ko behosh kyun kiya jaata hai?

Agar behosh nahin kiya aur Mareez operation karna seekh gaya
To doctoro ko kaun puchhega? Bole ot lag jayegi na unke dhandhe ki wattt!! ๐Ÿ˜€

PJ - Poor Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Mareez ko hua Nurse se pyaar

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Mareez (Nurse se):
I love you! Tumne mera dil chura liya hai… <3

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Nurse (Sharmate hue):
Chal jhuthe, humne to dil ko hath bhi nahin lagaya, humne to sirf Kidney churai hai!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD, Love | Joker

Doctor aur Pappu

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Doctor: Bachche ko Paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye!!

Pappu:
… Lekin..

Lekin ubaalne se bachcha mar to nahin jayega??

๐Ÿ˜€

Hindi Chutkule, WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD, Pappu | Joker

Funny Punjabi Jokes

Santa- kal mere vyah te tu kii payenga…

Banta- daaru pee ke kalesh.

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Punjab Airlines..

Air hostess: Sir kee loge ?

Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi

Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni.=)) =D???

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Painted behind a Punjab Roadways bus :-

“Je waheguru da hukam hoya,
Taan manzil tak pahuncha davaange!”

“Je akkh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila davaange!”
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Santa Banta Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD, Punjabi, Sardar | Joker

Toothpaste ka Advertisement

Agar aap toothpaste ki ad ko dhyaan se dekhein
to aap har dentist ke gale mein ek Stethoscope paenge..

Saala duniya ka ek aisa Dentist bata do jo stethoscope se daanto ki dhadkan sunta ho!!!

— Maa kasam, intelligent hoon, But kabhi ghamand nahin kiya ๐Ÿ˜‰ —

WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, TV Ads | Joker

Mareez aur Nurse

Mareez Nurse se:
paani pila do…

Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?

Mareez gusse se:
Nahin,
Gala check karna hai..
kahin leak to nahi hai! ๐Ÿ˜€

WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi | Joker

Santa ki Saans ki Problem

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Santa:
Doctor, Main subah 9 bajje uthta hoon to mujhe saans lene mein takleef hoti hai…

Doctor:
Beta.. jaldi utha karo…
Kyunki saari Oxygen to baba Ramdev aur unke chele kheench lete hain… takleef to aayegi hi na!!

:[D :[P

Hindi Chutkule, Santa Banta Jokes | Baba Ramdev, Doctor, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

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