Funny Punjabi Jokes

Santa- kal mere vyah te tu kii payenga…

Banta- daaru pee ke kalesh.

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Punjab Airlines..

Air hostess: Sir kee loge ?

Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi

Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni.=)) =D???

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Painted behind a Punjab Roadways bus :-

“Je waheguru da hukam hoya,
Taan manzil tak pahuncha davaange!”

“Je akkh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila davaange!”

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British: Can u Swim?
Punjabi: No

British: Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Punjabi: Can u Swim?

British: Yes
Punjabi: Then Whats the Difference between you & Dog?

British Shocked!!
Punjabi Rocks 😉
saala sada peo bannen chalya c 😀 😀 😛 😉

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A Punjabi woman in london talking in English to a Doctor about her sick child ….

My kaka is ill
ek week da.
Na eat da,
na sleep da ,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nale nak vi leak da…..!!

———- Ban gaya na mast rap! ———- 😀

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on Nov 24, 2014