Funny Punjabi Jokes

Santa- kal mere vyah te tu kii payenga…

Banta- daaru pee ke kalesh.

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Punjab Airlines..

Air hostess: Sir kee loge ?

Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi

Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni.=)) =D???

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Painted behind a Punjab Roadways bus :-

“Je waheguru da hukam hoya,
Taan manzil tak pahuncha davaange!”

“Je akkh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila davaange!”
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Santa Banta Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD, Punjabi, Sardar | Joker

Santa aur Teacher

Santa at his best..

Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?

Santa is quiet?

Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?

Santa: Chholle….?? ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Santa Banta Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, Punjabi | Joker

Funny Punjabi Kavita

Assi dhoop samjhe, Oo chaa nikli..

Assi Sherni samjhe, Oo Gaay nikli..

Beda gark ho aena beauty parlour da..

Assi kudi samjhi oo to Kudi di Maa nikli!!

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Funny Shayari | Punjabi | Joker

Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai

Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,

Pandit: kyun?

Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi

Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?

Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…

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Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Punjabi | Joker

Punjabi Munda and Kudi

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Munda:
Tujh vich rab dikhta hai..
yaara main ki karaa..
Sajde sir jhukta hai…
yaara main ki kara…

Kudi:
Mattha tek, aur daffa ho jaaa

:[D :[P

Hindi Chutkule, WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, Punjabi | Joker

Funny Santa and Parrot

Outside a parrot’s cage in a zoo on a board it’s written :

Parrot can speak in English, Hindi and Punjabi…

Santa decided to check this out..

He asked the parrot :”Who are you”?
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Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, Punjabi | Aditya

Funny – Driving in Punjab

DRIVING IN PUNJAB.

(1)The one who drives faster than you gets: “Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa kanjar nu…”

(2)The one who drives slower than you gets: “Gaddi chalauni aundi nai.. Par laini zaroor aa..”.

(3)And finally the one who drives equal to you: “Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!!” ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ™‚

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Punjabi | Joker

Honey SIngh – Blue Eyes

Blue Eyes Hypnotized Teri Kardi He Menu…

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I Wonder Inni Chhoti Dress Me THAND Kyun Ni Lagti Tenu. ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Shayari | Hindi, Punjabi | Joker

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