Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya
Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?
Santa: Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui
Manager: Shaadi To Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai!!
Santa: Nahi Ji, Meri Behan Ki Shaadi To Ladke Se Hui Hai
Latest Santa Banta Jokes Jokes
Hijade aur Shaadi ki Badhaai
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye…
Pehli: haaye haaye, main to 1100 lungi
Dusri boli: main to 2100 lungi
Peechhe se Santa bola
“Abey 2310 le lo… usme FM bhi hai !!”
๐ #Nokia
Banta ki Hajamat ki Dukaan
Banta ne hazamat ki dukaan kholi,
Ek din Santa shave karaane aaya.
Banta: Muchh rakhni hai?
Santa: Haan
Banta (Muchh Kaat Kar): Le rakh le jahaa rakhni hai! ๐ ๐
Santa ki Laal Cheez
Santa: Aisi cheez ka naam bata, jo laal ho aur trin trin karti hai….
Banta: Telephone
Santa: galat
Banta: to fir kya hai ?
Santa: Tamater…
trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha…
๐ ๐
Santa ki Saans ki Problem
Santa:
Doctor, Main subah 9 bajje uthta hoon to mujhe saans lene mein takleef hoti hai…
Doctor:
Beta.. jaldi utha karo…
Kyunki saari Oxygen to baba Ramdev aur unke chele kheench lete hain… takleef to aayegi hi na!!
:[D :[P
Banta ne churaye paise
Judge: Tumne iske paise kyun churaye?
Banta:
Maine paise nahin churaye
Isne khud hi diye the
Judge: Isne paise kab diye?
Banta: Jab maine ise bandook dikhayi!
Santa ka naya phone
Santa ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar Banta bola:
Naya phone kab khareeda?
Santa: Naya nahin, Girlfriend ka hai!
Banta: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya?
Santa:
Roj kehti thi, Mera phone nahin uthaate..!
Aaj mauka mila, to utha laaya!! ๐
Santa and Chinese man’s wife
A Chinese man’s wife dies 1 year after marriage… ๐
Santa Sardar tries to console Chinese but doesn’t know what to say..!!
Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti… ๐ :-:P
Sardar Ji in a Bar
John, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a Sardarji at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The Sardarji looked at John and said, “Do you think he will jump ?”…
John said, “You know, I bet he will jump.”
The Sardarji replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
John placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on !”
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Santa calls an Ambulance
Santa calls an ambulance because his mate Banta had been hit by a car…
Santa: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.
Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’
Santa: ‘Outside 28 Connaught Place…
Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’
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Few best Santa Banta Jokes
Doctor : Roz 5 km walk karo, to 1 saal mein 50kg wajan kam ho jayega..
Ek saal baad santa phone pe:
Docots Sahab, Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau, 1825km door aa gaya hoon! ๐ ๐
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