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Paan Masala – Paan Parag
Par Giraffe nahin ga raha tha!
batao kyun?
socho?
Kyuki,
Unche Log, Unchi Pasand
MANIKCHAND!!
Latest PJ – Poor Jokes Jokes
Namumkin ko Mumkin
Pappu: Teacher, Main namumkin ko mumkin bana sakta hoon!
Teacher: Wo kaise?!!
Pappu: Namumkin se Na mitakar 😀 😛
Girl Student’s Name – Happy Butt
In a school, A teacher asks the new student her name.
The girl replies, “Happy Butt.”
The teacher says, “I don’t think that’s your name. You need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.”
The girl goes to the principal’s office and he asks, “What’s your name?”
The little girl says, “Happy Butt.”
The principal calls the girl’s mother to get the truth.
After getting off the phone, he says, “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.”
The girl exclaims, “Glad Ass… Happy Butt, What’s the difference?”
Chhote ka Cheque
Bade: Yeh tere hath mein kya hai ?
Chhote: Cheque hai cheque, poore 15 rupaiye 75 paise ka
Bade: Kya baat hai, itna kamane lag gaya tu…. isme ek water bottle to aa hi jayegi
Chhote: Haan haan, atleast kamane to laga, chal hatt ab, mujhe school jaane de Continue reading
Funny Valentines Day Jokes (PJ)
Santa: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
Banta: I haven’t a clue.
Santa: “It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.”
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Santa: Why do melons have to get married in churches?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they cantaloupe!
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Santa: What happened to your leg?
Banta: I went to a seafood dance on Valentine’s Day.
Santa: And?
Banta: I pulled a mussel!
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Santa: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?
Banta: I have no idea. What?
Santa: “I find you very attractive!”
PJ – Crazy Major who crossed China Border
What will you call a crazy major, if he crossed china border?
Think…
Think more…
didn’t get it, yet?
Ok he will be called
“Majorly Insane” (Major Lee Insane)
hahaha 😀
Hindi PJ – Mom’s Brother in China
Another PJ..
What will you call your moms brother if he goes to China?
socho?
nahi aaya…?
chalo main batata hoon
its called…..
“Mamooli” (Mamu LEE)
hahahaha…
Hindi PJ – Group of farmers
This PJ is going to kill you!!
What do u call a group of farmers stuck at one place?
socho?
arey.. thoda dimaag lagao…
itni padhayi kisliye kari, jab itna sa nahi pata??
nahi aaya…?
chalo main batata hoon
its called…..
“Kissan Jam”
hahahaha…. 😀
Funny Animal Jokes – PJ
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy!
Q: How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: There are footprints in the butter.
Q: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
A: Because his feet stink!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.
Q: What do you give a pig with a rash?
A: Oinkment.
Q: What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?
A: Use a pen.
Q: What’s black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A: Three skunks fighting over a pickle!
Q: What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?
A: A computer mouse.
Q: What do you call a dog with a Rolex?
A: A watch dog.
Q: What pine has the longest needles?
A: A porcupine.
Q: What’s worse than a centipede with athlete’s foot?
A: A porcupine with split ends!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: The chicken wasn’t around yet.
Q: What kind of cars do cats drive?
A: Catillacs!
Q: What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?
A: A buck.
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-cola.
Q: What’s an alligator’s favorite drink?
A: Gator-Ade.
Q: What do you call snake with no clothes on?
A: Snaked.
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!
Q: Where do cows go on Saturday night?
A: To the moooooovies.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: A try and try and try-ceratops!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Q: What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?
A: A kitten.
Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: A dino-sewer.
Q: What did the snail say when he got on the turtle’s shell?
A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: At the baa-baa shop.
PJ – Cat that brings you tea
Tell us… What do you call a cat that brings you tea?
socho?
arey.. thoda dimaag lagao…
itni padhayi kisliye kari, jab itna sa nahi pata??
nahi aaya…?
chalo main batata hoon
its called…..
“Liability” (Laya billi tea)
ROFL…. 😀
PJ – What do you call a Cow Dancing
This PJ is going to kill you!!
What do you call a Cow Dancing?
socho?
arey.. thoda dimaag lagao…
itni padhayi kisliye kari, jab itna sa nahi pata??
nahi aaya…?
chalo main batata hoon
its called…..
“Guidance” (Gaay Dance)
hahahaha…. 😀