Funny Animal Jokes – PJ

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy!

Q: How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: There are footprints in the butter.

Q: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
A: Because his feet stink!

Q: What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.

Q: What do you give a pig with a rash?
A: Oinkment.

Q: What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?
A: Use a pen.

Q: What’s black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A: Three skunks fighting over a pickle!

Q: What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?
A: A computer mouse.

Q: What do you call a dog with a Rolex?
A: A watch dog.

Q: What pine has the longest needles?
A: A porcupine.

Q: What’s worse than a centipede with athlete’s foot?
A: A porcupine with split ends!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: The chicken wasn’t around yet.

Q: What kind of cars do cats drive?
A: Catillacs!

Q: What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?
A: A buck.

Q: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-cola.

Q: What’s an alligator’s favorite drink?
A: Gator-Ade.

Q: What do you call snake with no clothes on?
A: Snaked.

Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!

Q: Where do cows go on Saturday night?
A: To the moooooovies.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: A try and try and try-ceratops!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Q: What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?
A: A kitten.

Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: A dino-sewer.

Q: What did the snail say when he got on the turtle’s shell?
A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: At the baa-baa shop.

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on Feb 10, 2014