Santa: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
Banta: I haven’t a clue.
Santa: “It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.”
Santa: Why do melons have to get married in churches?
Santa: Because they cantaloupe!
Santa: What happened to your leg?
Banta: I went to a seafood dance on Valentine’s Day.
Banta: I pulled a mussel!
Santa: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?
Banta: I have no idea. What?
Santa: “I find you very attractive!”