Funny Valentines Day Jokes (PJ)

Santa: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
Banta: I haven’t a clue.
Santa: “It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.”

Santa: Why do melons have to get married in churches?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they cantaloupe!

Santa: What happened to your leg?
Banta: I went to a seafood dance on Valentine’s Day.
Santa: And?
Banta: I pulled a mussel!

Santa: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?
Banta: I have no idea. What?
Santa: “I find you very attractive!”

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on Feb 14, 2014