Seven complicated facts about Women:
1. They believe in saving.
2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7. Expect men to compliment, but don’t believe them if complimented.
Extremely Complicated!!
Drugs For Husbands!
New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval…
ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries…
SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim…
SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word “Sports” on TV…
WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores…
SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently…
FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.
VERYTASTYMYCIN : husband always praises wife’s cooking
God has planned happiness for each one of us at the right time in our life.
The only thing is that – He doesnt share His calendar with us.
Enjoy surprises..
Keep smiling !!
Be happy !!
Different types of call duration summaries :
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boy to boy !
00:00:59
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boy to mom !!
00:00:50
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boy to dad !
00:00:30
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boy to girl !
01:23:59
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girl to girl !
05:29:59
———————–
girl to boy !
miss call
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husband to wife!
00:00:03
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wife to husband
call waiting
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Wife:
Today, I want to relax,
so I have brought three movie tickets.
Husband: why three tickets?
Wife: you and your parents. 😀
Seven Wonders of Life
1. Your Mother – Who is the first person to welcome you in this world.
2. Your Father – Who is the first person to go through all the hardships just to see you smile.
3. Your Sibling – The first person to teach you the art of ‘sharing and caring’.
4. Your Friend – The first person to teach you how to respect people with different opinions and viewpoints.
5. Your Life partner – The first person to make you realize the value of sacrifice and compromise.
6. Your Children – The first little person to teach you how to be selfless and think about others before yourself.
7. Your Grandchildren – The only creatures who make you want to live the life, all over again … !!
Patel agitation reaches Bollywood
Ameesha patel & Upen Patel demand reservation of at least 3 movies every year
Parthiv Patel is also asking reservation in Indian cricket team.
Meanwhile…
alia bhatt has suggested Hardik Patel,
if reservation is not happening he can opt for Tatkal !
Car Mechanic : madam engine mein oil nahin hai aur break bhi kam lag rahe hain
Lady driver : Choti moti problem to hoti reheti hai. Tum pahele mirror theek Karo
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,
“Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends,
“It’s okay, we can play that game again!” 😀
It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn’t tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked ‘Is the coming winter going to be cold?’
‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,’ the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. ‘Is it going to be a very cold winter?’
‘Yes,’ the man at National Weather Service again replied, ‘It’s definitely going to be a very cold winter.’
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’ ‘Absolutely,’ The man replied. ‘It’s going to be one of the coldest winters ever.’
‘How can you be so sure?’ the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, ‘The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.’
This is how stock markets work.