Chintu hai?

(Boy makes a random phone call.)
Boy: Hello! Chintu hai ?
Girl: No.
Boy: mauka do, ho jayega. 😀

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Guess which song is this?

Guess which song is this

black eyes…
2√2√2√2√2
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Ye kali kali ankhe…
two root two root two root two root two

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Funny Boss Increment Joke

BOSS in office : Okay guys, today we are going to play a game…..

When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right side of the hall….

And when I say any color, you run to the left side of the hall….

One who runs on wrong side will not get the increment…
got it ?

Employees : Yes Boss, Got it.

Boss : Okay…Ready, Set…

“ORANGE” !

Employees : @#$%^&

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Proud to be an Indian – Nice whatsapp message

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read ‘$10,000 per call’.

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and
He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
He Could talk to God.

‘ O.K., thank you,’ said the American.

He then traveled to Pakistan, Srilanka, Russia, Germany and France …

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same ‘$10,000 Per call’ sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there
Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read

‘One
Rupee per call.’

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
‘Father, I’ve traveled all over World and I’ve seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?’

Readers, it is your turn…….. Think …..before you scroll down…

The priest smiled and answered, ‘You’re in India now, Son – it’s a Local Call’.
This is the only heaven on the Earth.

KEEP SMILING

If you are proud to be an Indian pass this on!!!

Enjoy
Happy independence day

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Beautiful Speech by Sundar Pichai – Google CEO

A beautiful speech by Sundar Pichai – an IIT-MIT Alumnus and Global Head Google Chrome:

The cockroach theory for self development

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady.

She started screaming out of fear.

With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach.

Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky.

The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but …it landed on another lady in the group.

Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama.

The waiter rushed forward to their rescue.

In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter.

The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt.

When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior?

If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed?

He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos.

It is not the cockroach, but the inability of those people to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach, that disturbed the ladies.

I realized that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, but it’s my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me.

It’s not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it’s my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:

I understood, I should not react in life.
I should always respond.

The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded.

Reactions are always instinctive whereas responses are always well thought of.

A beautiful way to understand…………LIFE.

Person who is HAPPY is not because Everything is RIGHT in his Life..

He is HAPPY because his Attitude towards Everything in his Life is Right..!!

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Ghor Kalyug, Who was Akbar?

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:-
We have heard
Laila – Majnu,
Heer -Ranjha,
Soni- Mahival,
Romeo-Juliet

But Only
Akbar – Birbal !

Teacher fainted!!

Student Teacher Jokes | English | Joker

Kareena ko baby hua kaala

Kareena ko ladka hua,
Bilkul kaala.

Saif ne kaha:
Tu gori, Main gora
ladka kaise kala…?

Kareena Replied:
Tu Hot, Main Hot …
Jal Gaya Saala..!!

Celebrity Jokes, Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

I can do this, Can you do that?

I can put Coffee in coffee cup.
Can you put world in World Cup?

No? I Know..
OK 1 more..

I can send my Address on your Mobile.
Can you send your Mobile on my Address?

Nahi.. ??Ok OK

What about this one?

I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream.
Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with tiger?

Kaha na.. only I m the Best… You are not!

Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English | Joker

Different names of Money

ANSWER THIS ONE?:

Money has different names !!!

In church its called (offering),

in school its (fee),

in marriage it’s called (dowry),

in divorce (alimony),

when u owe someone its (debt ),

when u pay the government (tax),

in court (fines),

civil servant retirees (pension)

boss to workers (salary),

master to subordinates (wages),

when u borrow from bank (loan),

when u offer after a service (tip),

to kidnappers (ransom),

illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is

“when a Husband gives it to his Wife what do we call it??

Answer __________??

Post your answers in comments below … 😀

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Most Amazing PJ you will read now

Can you tell…

Q: Why did 10 die?

don’t know?

Ans: Because it was in the middle of 9/11 !

Now you can guess the answer for this one…

Q: Why does B feel cold?

Ans: because B is in AC!

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WhatsApp Admin ka invitation

Admin ki taraf se Kal sham ko 7 baje se Admin ke Ghar par program rakha gaya hai
aap sab family k sath aa sakte hai.

Jis main Aapko..

ChAna masala
Kdhai paneer
Gobi paratha
Malai kofta
Paneer tikka.
Cold Drink.
Pizza.
Spring roll.
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream..

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Se Hone Wale bimariyon k baare mein jankari di jayengi

Shukriya

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