Ek subah, ek Khoobsurat ladki Bus Stop par khadi thi.
Waha se gujar rahe ek ladke ne use chhedne ki neeyat se fabti kasi..
“Chand to raat mein nikalta hai,
Aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?”
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Ladki ne Muskurakar Jawab diya
“Ulloo to raat mein bolta hai,
Aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai??” 😀
—– Boy Trolled ——
Doctor: Bachche ko Paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye!!
Pappu:
… Lekin..
Lekin ubaalne se bachcha mar to nahin jayega??
😀
This is the collection of funny shayari created by taking some famous dialogues from Movies, TV Ads and Serials!
1.
Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan
…. And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!
2.
Kisi ko naa thi mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber..।
3.
Teri adaao pe main vaari vaari..
Dial 139 for Railway enquiry…।
4.
Na jeene ki aarzoo, Na marne ka khauf..,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..।
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5 year old boy :
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too…….!!
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16 year Old Boy :
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money…!!
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25 year Old Boy :
I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Hmm…Kaun hai wo ? Kahan rehti hai ?
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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai..???
But the Best is..
35 yr old man :
Mom I love you ..
Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss kamini se shaadi mat karna…!!
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And the bestest one…
55 yr old man : Mom I love you…
Mom: Beta main kisi bhi paper par sign nahi karungi… !!! 😀
Santa- kal mere vyah te tu kii payenga…
Banta- daaru pee ke kalesh.
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Punjab Airlines..
Air hostess: Sir kee loge ?
Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi
Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni.=)) =D???
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Painted behind a Punjab Roadways bus :-
“Je waheguru da hukam hoya,
Taan manzil tak pahuncha davaange!”
“Je akkh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila davaange!”
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Murder of english ?
Lady – Hey Fruitwale Baba, give me some Potatoes Fever !!
Fruitwala – O meri behen ye Potatoes Fever kya hota hai?
Lady – O Maye Gaad! You Literacy People!
‘Potatoes Fever’ means ‘Aaloo Bukhara!!!! 😀
Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h…
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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…
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Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le…
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Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi.
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Ek Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche
|||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo…
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Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angry without reason
and
3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a reason.
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Iraada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola “Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi”
Happy Winters… 😀
Height of guessing an answer……
Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya.
Santa – he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya….!!
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa’s door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!
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Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..?
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……”
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: ” Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
Salesman Fainted !
Net pack khatam ho raha hai, Koi hai recharge karwane wala?
Abhay ne mere mobile mein 100 Rs ka recharge karaya to uski 3 din baad naukri lag gayi!
Jagdish ne 150 ka karaya, Uski shaadi pakki ho gayi!
Ahmed ne 50 ka karaya, Uska khoya bakra wapas aa gaya!
Harwinder Singh ne 125 ka karaya, Use Canada jaane ka Visa mila!
Sheela ne 500 ka karaya, wo jawaan ho gayi..
Munni ne nahin karaya, Wo badnam ho gayi!
Aage aapki marzi…!
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Koi bhi 1 number mann mein rakho..
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Aur utneka recharge mere mobile par karo,
Main apko bataunga kitna balance aaya hai!!
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