Santa Banta jokes collection

Height of guessing an answer……

Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa – he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya….!!

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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa’s door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??

Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!

Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!

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Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..

Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..?

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Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: ” Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted !

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on Nov 19, 2014