Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KAUN ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM!!
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Raghupati raghav raja raam,
Jail ke andar Aasaram!
Sadhu ban ke aise kaam,
Kaidi ban ke karo Aaram!
Dekh liye apna anjaam,
Hue budhaape mein Badnaam!
Jhoote pakhandi ke naam,
Dekh ka hai yeh Paigaam!
Khud ko kehte the bhagwan,
Pakde gaye na Jhandu Balm!
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Jo yeh post share kare, usko Jaadoo ki jhappi
Aur jo na kare use Aasaram baapu ki Pappi :-* ๐
When u fall down and your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and u hear a crack,
u’ll just be thinking
“Lord pls let that be my leg” ๐
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Congratulations… iphone 6 launched..
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9
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iPhone users who’ve been saying
“I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me” all these years…. Apple just orphaned you…!!
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Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch…
They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say
“iPhone Chhe”.
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Agar aap apne dimag ki jaanch karna chahte hain..
to yeh upaay apnaaiye…
Ek gaay (cow) ke saamne khade ho jayiye
Agar gaay aapke paas aati hai,
to samjh lena ki aapke dimag mein Bhoosa hai!
aur agar door chali jaati hai,
to aapka dimaag Khaali hai ๐ ๐
ise kehte hain chit bhi meri, pat bhi meri ๐ SHARE karo ab!
Arz kiya hai..
LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain…
wah wah…
LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain…
Dusro ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto baithkar,
Unhe Unke pati ki maut ke faayde samjhate hain!! ๐
Lootere ek bank ko lootane jaate hain…
Chori karte waqt wo ek sher arz karte hain.
Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega,
Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega
Hands up, Koi apni jagah se nahin hilega!
Pati : Kaha gayi thi?
Patni: Blood donate karne..
Pati:
Mera khoon peeti thi, tab tak to theek tha..
Ab use bechne bhi lagi?!! :-O
Husband Jaisa Bhi Ho,,
Awara, Pagal, Deewana…
.
Lekin,
Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To…
Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati Hai.. .
Aur Biwi Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke
“Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai”..
Aankho mein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah,
Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki
Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi… ๐ ๐
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Ek aur…
Koi patthar se na maare
mere dewaane ko…
Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,
Bomb se udaa do saale ko…
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Insaan sub se zyada maafi kis ke saamane mangta hai?
Guess,
guess!
aap soch rahe ho wife??
nahin,
Bihkari ke saamne —- “Maaf karo Baba”
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One economical thought:
‘The best line which helps you save money when going for dinner with your girlfriend- . . .
“Bol kya khayegi MOTI?”
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“If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!
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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!
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‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!
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