These Funny 2-liners will surely give you a good laugh

“If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!

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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!

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‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!

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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ….
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch …. It’ll move on its own!!

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Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !

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Getting bored? Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream…. ‘Don’t marry dear…. I still love you’!

😀 😛

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on Sep 11, 2014