This is ultimate:
Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”
Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”
Yamraj fainted….! π π
Top Funny Jokes for Hinglish
Sardi mein Nahane ke upar bane jokes!
And the time has come
when we have to take hard decisions in life
specially in morning….. Ki aaj nahaye ya nahin!
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Safety Tip for Winters !!
Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water..
&
throw water on the mirror
&
say..
” Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! ” π
——— How to take bath in winters ———-
funny sms ka bura nahi maante!
Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura laga kya?
.
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Coffee is Hot,
Water is Cool,
Iβm Smart & Youβre Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan loβ¦ π π
Funny Rohit Sharma Jokes
Recently, Rohit Sharma made 264 in an ODI, His 2nd Double Ton in ODIs. After that there are lots of jokes flowing around on whatsapp and twitter.
Here are few to make you laugh.
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Meanwhile, somewhere in space….
Jaadu from koi mil gaya is again confused …
whether he gave his power to rohit mehra or rohit sharma …??
And
Srilanka wale confuse hai ki Rohit Sharma ka score chase karna hai ya india ka!!
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Hanuman ji ke baad, Rohit Sharma aise dusre bhartiya hain,
Jinhone Lanka ka yeh haal kiya hai!!
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After watching yesterday’s match .
.
Anushka sharma (To virat kohli):
Bhai rohit ka number to forward kar . I don’t want to change my surname!!
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#RohitSharma is like Kumbhkaran;
wakes up once in ages and finishes everything in a go, only to sleep soundly again!
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Srilanka was confused whether to chase Rohit Sharma’s score or India’s total.
Pakistan and Iraq’s Tourism Taglines
Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.
Thailand: Amazing Thailand
India: Incredible India
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Australia: There’s nothing like Australia
Have you ever wondered what the Pakistan’s tourism tag line would be?
Answer: Have a blast. It may be your last.
One more in a row:
Jaha maut hai aapke firaq me.
Kuch din to gujariye IRAQ me.
Funny Facebook Jokes going viral on WhatsApp
Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means…
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.
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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
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Why is Facebook such a hit ?
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iPhone 6 WhatsApp Jokes are here – have fun!
When u fall down and your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and u hear a crack,
u’ll just be thinking
“Lord pls let that be my leg” π
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Congratulations… iphone 6 launched..
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9
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iPhone users who’ve been saying
“I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me” all these years…. Apple just orphaned you…!!
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Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch…
They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say
“iPhone Chhe”.
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Funny One Liners Jokes about Indians
We Indians Are Unique
1. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta. π
2. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway station) is an important family affair. π
3. We thrive on street food and we don’t get sick. π
4. Every Indian mother has 2 careers – Working / Housewife + Match Making. π π
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Pappu reached late in English Class
English Sir – Pappu why are You So Late?
.
Pappu – sir Meri Car…
.
Sir – talk In English.
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Pappu – my Car Fassing In Kicchad
No Hiling
No Duling
Only Po Po Karing. Isliye me late coming!!
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile communication.
Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication
They decide to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages.
One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reached Banta, it was without any message.
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13 Funny meanings of Indian places in english
Amazing INDIA – 13 Funny meanings of places in English
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1 Large State – “Maha-Rastra”
2 Place of Kings – “Raja-Sthan”
3 Mr. City – “Shri-Nagar”
4 Rhythm of Eyes – “Nayni-Tal”
5 Face – “Surat”
6 Unmarried Girl – “Kanya-Kumari”
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