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Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means…

E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.

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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?

Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.

In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

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Why is Facebook such a hit ?

It works on the principle that
‘People are more interested in others life than their own.

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We pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
Why not 11 as Onety One?

Doubt By last bench association.

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Whats the diff between Pongal and idly?
think…think..think…

Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What will be the girl’s name born on 1st of APRIL ?
Guess Guess Guess Guess

Ans : “FOOLAN DEVI..

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What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
the same college where you study ?

Ans 100% Attendanzzz

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?

Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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on Sep 27, 2014