07 Dec 2015
16 Sep 2015
Suresh changed the subject to “Happy birthday Kalpesh ”
Suresh – Happy bday Kalpesh
Raju- Happy bday Kalpesh
Ganesh – Happy bday Kalpesh
Rhohit – Happy bday Kalpesh
sagar – Happy bday Kalpesh
Neha : hb
Rahul: happy birthday kalpesh
Yogesh: happy b kalpesh
Pintya: happy birthday kalpesh
Jitendra: happy birthday kalpesh ♨
Kalpesh – thanks Neha..
Suresh changed the subject to “kalpesh haramkhor kutta “
12 Jul 2015
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07 Jun 2015
How Hindi helps us saving time and energy…
I’m sorry, can’t hear u properly, can you please repeat what’s the matter….?
Aur Hindi mein?
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21 May 2015
A peacock met an accident..
And he is no “Mor” 😀
18 Mar 2015
What do you call a bee that comes from America?
No claps please!
One More ☝
Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
Because of ‘Tali-ban’!
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Acha ek or ☝
What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?
Acha bas ek or ☝
How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?
Ye wala last ☝
How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
Ye wala ek dum last☝
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
😀 😛 😛
Share to banta hai boss! Thoko like 😀
22 Feb 2015
Wife (after a fight) – tell me those 3 magical words. .
Husband : I love u
Wife : No not this
Husband : I like u
Wife: Again No not these 3 words
Husband : I miss u
Wife : Getting more angry …. No no
Husband – Galti meri thi
Wife: Now you are right!
15 Feb 2015
I like three things
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink
And you to..
Oh hello, Table kaun saaf karega? 😉
06 Feb 2015
A guy calls up the radio station
“Hi, I’d like you play the song ‘Tu hai ke nahi’ from the movie Roy”
RJ – Nice choice. To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song?
Guy – To my salary !!
29 Jan 2015
Today a friend called me from US and asked what is monkey bath?
Even i was shocked to hear that?
Then i asked him why he is asking this ?
He replied that its widespread news here that Obama Shall have the Monkey Bath with Modi.
Later on I realized that he was talking about “Mann Ki Baat”…. !!
26 Jan 2015
“Everyone goes with the flow…but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life…”
Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya….!!!
Q. What do people usually tell a person with a Fit face?
“Phittey muh tera”.