WhatsApp Special Funny Birthday Joke

Suresh changed the subject to “Happy birthday Kalpesh ”

Suresh – Happy bday Kalpesh

Raju- Happy bday Kalpesh

Ganesh – Happy bday Kalpesh

Rhohit – Happy bday Kalpesh

sagar – Happy bday Kalpesh

Neha : hb

Rahul: happy birthday kalpesh
Yogesh: happy b kalpesh
Pintya: happy birthday kalpesh

Jitendra: happy birthday kalpesh ♨

Kalpesh – thanks Neha..

Suresh changed the subject to “kalpesh haramkhor kutta “

WhatsApp Jokes | Hinglish | Joker

Hindi Kamaal ki language hai

How Hindi helps us saving time and energy…

In English:
I’m sorry, can’t hear u properly, can you please repeat what’s the matter….?

Aur Hindi mein?

hain? (ΰ€Ήΰ₯ˆΰ€‚?)

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Jokes | Hindi, Hinglish | Joker

Peacock met an accident

One day,

A peacock met an accident..

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And he is no “Mor” πŸ˜€

PJ - Poor Jokes | Hinglish | Joker

Latest new funny PJs (Poor Jokes)

What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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USB

No claps please!

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One More ☝

Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of ‘Tali-ban’!

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Acha ek or ☝

What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?

Bujurg Khalifa!

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Acha bas ek or ☝

How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!
(Dip-lo-massi)

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Ye wala last ☝

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)

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Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..

πŸ˜€ πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

Share to banta hai boss! Thoko like πŸ˜€

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Hinglish | Joker

Husband’s 3 Magical Words after fight with Wife

Wife (after a fight) – tell me those 3 magical words. .

Husband : I love u

Wife : No not this

Husband : I like u

Wife: Again No not these 3 words

Husband : I miss u

Wife : Getting more angry …. No no

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Husband – Galti meri thi

Wife: Now you are right!

Husband Wife Jokes | Hindi, Hinglish | Joker

Funny SMS – I like three things

I like three things

1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. You

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Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink
And you to..

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Oh hello, Table kaun saaf karega? πŸ˜‰

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Hinglish, Insult | Joker

A Song Dedicated on Radio

A guy calls up the radio station

“Hi, I’d like you play the song ‘Tu hai ke nahi’ from the movie Roy”

RJ – Nice choice. To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song?

Guy – To my salary !!

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Hinglish | Joker

Obama aur Monkey Bath

Today a friend called me from US and asked what is monkey bath?

Even i was shocked to hear that?
Then i asked him why he is asking this ?

He replied that its widespread news here that Obama Shall have the Monkey Bath with Modi.

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Later on I realized that he was talking about “Mann Ki Baat”…. !!

WhatsApp Jokes | English, Hinglish, Narendra Modi, Obama | Joker

A Nice Quote aur Traffic Police

“Everyone goes with the flow…but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life…”
-Vivekanand

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Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya….!!!

Funny Quotes, Jokes | Hinglish | Joker

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