Ek Marwadi badam bech raha tha
Santa ne pocha: Ye khane se kya hota hai?
Marwadi: dimagh tez hota hai..
Santa: kaise?
Marwadi: Acha ye btao 1 kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hai?
Santa: pata nhi…
Marwadi ne usko badam khilaya or bola:
batao 1 darjan me kitne kele hote hai?
Santa: 12
Marwadi: dekha dimag tez ho gya.
Santa: 2 kilo de yar, kamaal Ki cheez hai..!!