Marwari ke Ghar Mehman

Kanjus Marwari: Kaju Katli Aur Lijiye Na

Mehman:
Ji Nahin Shukriya …!
Main Pehle Hi 4 Le Chuka Hoon Continue reading

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Kanjoos, Marwari | Joker

Funny Hindi Marwari Jokes

Marwari Hath mein Blade maar raha tha.
Biwi: Yeh kya kar rahe ho ji?
Marwari: Dettol ki sheeshi toot gayi hai,
Kahin dettol barbad na ho jaaye,
Laa teri ungli bhi kaat doon.

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Marwari ko bhoot chad gaya! Continue reading

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Marwari | Joker

Kanjoos Marwari Lovers

Ek kanjoos marwadi ladke ko Marwari ladki se prem ho gaya.

Marwari ladki:
Jab pitaji so jayenge,
To main Gali mein Sikka fenkungi, Aawaz sunkar turant andar aa jaana! Continue reading

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Marwari | Joker

Ek Sindhi aur Ek Marwadi

Sindhi to Marwadi:
“Aap kya lenge, thanda ya garam?”

Marwadi:
“Dono hi mangwa do”

Sindhi:
“Sunti ho, 2 glass pani le aana… Ek Freezer se aur doosra Geyser se……..

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Marwari, Sindhi | Aditya

Marwari Sasur ka Shaadi par Damaad ko tohfa

Sasur ka damaad ko gift

Marwari Sasur ne shaadi mein damaad ko Chess Board Gift kiya

Damaad: yeh kya?

Sasur:
Tamanna thi, beti ko shaadi mein Hathi, Ghode, oont aur Naukar Chakar doon.
Aaj mei ichcha poori ho gayi!! 😀

Sasur Rocked, Damaad Shocked!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Damaad-Sasur, Family, Hindi, Marwari | Joker

Thirsty Crow Poem In Marwadi

Thirsty Crow Poem In Marwari:

Once Upon A KAGLO,
Sitting On A DAGLO,
He Was Very PYASO,
He Saw A MATKO,
Some Bhata PATKYO,
Little water GATKYO
& SATKLYO!! 😀

Jokes | Hindi, Marwari | Joker

Kabir ka koi doha sunao

Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao!

Marwadi Student:

Kabiro salo bawro,
Doha diyo banaye,
Khud to saalo khisak gayo,
Manne diyo fassay!! 😀

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, Marwari, School | Joker

Santa aur Marwadi

Ek Marwadi badam bech raha tha

Santa ne pocha: Ye khane se kya hota hai?

Marwadi: dimagh tez hota hai..

Santa: kaise?

Marwadi: Acha ye btao 1 kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hai?

Santa: pata nhi…

Marwadi ne usko badam khilaya or bola:
batao 1 darjan me kitne kele hote hai?

Santa: 12

Marwadi: dekha dimag tez ho gya.

Santa: 2 kilo de yar, kamaal Ki cheez hai..!!

Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, Marwari | Joker

Why Marwaris Do Well In Every Field

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was a Marwari.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Marwari says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Marwari says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?’ So he stays………. …

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.

Marwari says to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak japanese to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Marwari says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of japanese but what do I have to lose?’
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak japanese, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’

Calmly, Marwari turns to the other candidate and says,

“Kiya Bhaiji…k haal chaal hai???”

And The other candidate answers

“ekdam badhiya bhaiji…they sunao !”

Jokes | English, Hinglish, Jokes, Marwari | Ankur

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