Santa aur Marwadi

Ek Marwadi badam bech raha tha

Santa ne pocha: Ye khane se kya hota hai?

Marwadi: dimagh tez hota hai..

Santa: kaise?

Marwadi: Acha ye btao 1 kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hai?

Santa: pata nhi…

Marwadi ne usko badam khilaya or bola:
batao 1 darjan me kitne kele hote hai?

Santa: 12

Marwadi: dekha dimag tez ho gya.

Santa: 2 kilo de yar, kamaal Ki cheez hai..!!

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on Jan 27, 2014