Master Ji And Pappu

Master ji (to pappu):  Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du
To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi…??

Pappu: Ji 7,

Master: Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara Dhayan Se Suno…
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi.?

Pappu: Master Ji 7

Master: Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hun,
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge…..??

Pappu: Ji 6

Master Khush Hote Hue: Bahut Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi……?

Pappu: Srey sir, kitni baar bolu 7

master ji (gusse se ) Bole : Abe kamine, jab seb 6 ho rahe hain to billi 7 kaise Ho Jayengi….?

Pappu (rote huye): Kyun ki mere Paas Ghar Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai.. 😀

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on Aug 26, 2013