Pati Patni ki Ladai ka Gawah

Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the?

Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha.

Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho?

Gawah: Huzoor, main bas itna hi kehna chahunga ki Main kabhi shaadi nahin karunga!!

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Bollywood Songs for School Life

school-life-bollywood-songsSCHOOL :
Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala

TUTION :
Idhar chala mai udhar chala

MATHS :
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

SCIENCE :
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

GEOGRAPHY :
Musafir hoon main yaaro

ECONOMICS :
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
paise pe kyu tu marti hai

EXAM :
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

RESULT :
Jiya dhadak dhadak

PASS :
Aaj mai upar asman niche 😀

FAIL :
Jag suna suna lage.. 🙁 😛

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Pandit Ji, Bachcha nahi ho raha

LADY: Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal ho gaye,
Par, Ek bhi bachcha nahi hua!

Pandit: Main Badrinath me tumhare naam ka Diya jala dunga. Phir bhagwan ki kripa se bachcha ho jayega.

~~~ 10 saal baad ~~~

Pandit us Lady ke ghar gaye to dekha ke Ghar me 10 bacche the . . .

Pandit : Mubarak ho!,
baccho ke papa kaha hai.?

LADY: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane ..!! 😀

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Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse on a Walk – Best PJ

Ek baar Donald Duck (DD) and Mickey Mouse (MM) ghoomne nikle.

Raste mein DD ne puchha, Mickey, Ramayan suna na yaar?

MM: Nahin, mujhe nahin aati

Yeh sunkar Donald Duck ko gussa aa gaya, aur usne Mickey mouse ko buri tarah se peeta… aur puchha,
Mickey, Ramayana yaad aayi?

MM: Nahin, yaad nahi aayi 🙁

Phir DD ne use ghaseet kar, ek hath se deewar par latka diya, aur phir puchha..
Mickey, Ab aayi Ramayank yaad?

Aur iss baar Micket ne farrate se bina bhoole poori Ramayan suna di.
Pata hai kyun??

Kyunki Jab mickey ko Wall se latkaya to he became WalMiki… 😀

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Wife aur Husband ka Jhagda ho Gaya

Wife ne apni Maa ko phone kiya:

Mammy mera unse jhagda ho gya hai,
main 3-4 mahino ke liye ghar aa rahi hoon….

Maa ne aisa jawab diya, ki chaunk jaoge..!!

Wife ki Maa boli:

Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi use hi milni chahiye,
Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine ke liye aa rahi hoon.. 😀

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Yeh MOBILE Mujhe de de Thakur

Gabbar: Yeh MOBILE mujhe de de thakur!!!

Thakur: dekh yaar hath-pair ka majak theek hai, chalta hai!

but mobile se majak nahi….

kyunki

FACEBOOK chalu hai aur basanti ONLINE .. 😉

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Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kisse Baat Kar Rahe Ho?

Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Husband: Bahen hai..!

Wife: To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye?

Husband: Teri hai… isiliye. 😀 😛

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Smart Boy Playing Ludo with a Girl

ludo-red-dice-iconA Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo…

Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you

Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To…

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Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!

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Jab ghar mein bachcha paida hota hai

Jab ghar mein bachcha paida hota hai..

Maa: Iski naak to mujhpe gai hai.
Baap: Iski ankhe to mujhpe gai hai.
Chachu: Iske hath to mujhpe gaye hai.
Mama: Iski smile to mujhpe gai hai.

Aur jab wahi bacha bada hoke ladki chhedta hai tab, sab bolte hai:

Pata nahin haramkhor kispe gaya hai!! 😛

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Unknown Friend Request on Facebook

After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy.

Girl : Hey do i know you ?

Boy : Of course no !!!

Girl : Then why the hell did you send me a request ?

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(here is awesome reply from the guy)

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Boy : Well facebook suggests me to add you again and again…

and

I don’t want to “HURT” Facebook!!

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Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai

Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai,

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Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar Jaye…
Aur 2 Ghante Baad Aakar Dekha Ki Switch Board Par Button Off Tha….!

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