Pappu ki Plastic Surgery

Pappu: Doctor sahab, Plastic surgery mein kitna kharch aayega?

Doctor: 50 Hazaar

Pappu: Agar plastic hum de dein to?

Doctor: (Gusse se).. Saare pighla ke chipka bhi lena!

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Pappu | Joker

Bete ka Result – Government Joke

Papa: Beta, tumhare result ka kya hua?

Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain..

Papa: Par marksheet par to 40% likha hai..

Pappu: Baaki aadhar card link hone par account mein 40% subsidy mein aayenge!!

PJ - Poor Jokes | Government, Hindi, Pappu | Joker

Naughty Pappu aur Perfume ki Dukaan

Pappu perfume ki shop par pahuncha.. aur Dukandar se bola

Pappu: Aaj main girlfriend ke ghar dinner pa ja raha hoon…
Use gift mein dene ke liye koi perfume de do!

Ek parfume milne par pappu phir bola…

“Achcha ek aur de do, Uski behen bhi badi khoobsurat hai… use bhi de dunga.”

Thodi der mein phir bola:

“Achcha ek aur de do, Girlfriend ki Maa bhi abhi kaafi jawan hai, ek unhein bhi de dunga!
Bahut paisa hai unke paas, isliye sabko line mein rakha hai!”

Pappu girlfriend ke ghar Dinner par pahuncha aur jaise hi ladki ke papa aaye, wo sir jhukakar baith gaya..!

Girlfriend ne kaha: mujhe nahi pata tha ki tum itne sharmile ho!!

Pappu bola: Mujhe bhi kaha pata tha ki tumhare papa ki perfume ki dukaan hai!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Waise pappu jo lene gaya tha use yaha perfume se replace kar diya…
wo asal mein kya lene gaya tha, itna to aap khud hi samjh jao!

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Naughty, Pappu | Joker

Pappu aur College ki Ladki

Pappu college ki ladki se bola :
“I love you, Ab tum mujhe bolo..”

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Girl :”Main abhi ja kar sir ko bolti hoon”

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Pappu : “Pagli sir ko mat bol,
Unki shaadi ho gayi hai”

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Pappu, School | Joker

Doctor aur Pappu

hindi-jokes-chutkule-doctor-PJ

Doctor: Bachche ko Paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye!!

Pappu:
… Lekin..

Lekin ubaalne se bachcha mar to nahin jayega??

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Hindi Chutkule, WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD, Pappu | Joker

Pappu ki beemari

Pappu Kayi Dino Se School Nahi Ja raha tha..

To Kaafi Dino Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai

Teacher: Itne Din Se Kahaan The?

Pappu: Bird Flu Ho Gaya Tha

Teacher: Par Yeh To Birds Mein Hota Hai

Pappu (Gusse Me): Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho….

Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, Pappu | Joker

Pappu ki Girlfriend

Ishq ke school mein naya mahol taiyar ho gya.
Pappu ki girlfriend se Puri class ko payar ho gya…

wah wah…

Ishq ke school mein naya mahol taiyar ho gya.
Pappu ki girlfriend se Puri class ko payar ho gya…

Bus Tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya..
Puri class fail ho gayi, Pappu pass ho gaya!!

Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD, Pappu | Joker

Pappu ki ex-girlfriend

Pappu: Pichhle hafte meri aur meri Girlfriend ki ladai ho gayi, Aur phir hum alag ho gaye

Golu: phir?

Pappu: Usne mujhe chidhane ke liye apne naye Boyfriend ke sath photo khinchwa kar mujhe bhej di..

Golu: Ohh, Ye yeh to bahut bura kiya usne!!

Pappu: To main bhi kaunsa kam hoon, Uski wahi photo uske Baap ko bhej di… ๐Ÿ˜€ aur le maze mere ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Pappu | Joker

Pappu ne kiya nek kaam

Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..?

Pappu: Haan Sir..Bilkul kiya hai!

Ek Bujurg aaram se ghar jaa raha the..!
Maine Ek Kutta peechhe laga diya..!!
Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaye..!!!

Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, Pappu | Joker

Mumma main kaise paida hua

Pappu to his mom:”Mumma main kaise paida hua.. ??

Mom: Maine 1 bartan mein mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..

Pappu ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..

Pappu gusse se:
Dil toh karta hai ki Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??

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Aulad hai tu meri!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Pappu | Joker

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