In Rockstar Movie:
“toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!”
.
.
In exams:
“chhoote hue chapter se hi
Question nikalta hai!!”
Latest WhatsApp Jokes Jokes
Date aur Tareekh mein Fark
Date aur tareekh mein fark:
Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain..
.
Aur
.
Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par!!
Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga
Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga
Ab to saare jahaa mein hoga
.
.
.
.
.
Kya???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Rahul Gandhi ki Shaadi
Rahul Gandhi: Maa, Aapki wajah se hi meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..
Soniya: Wo kaise?
Rahul: Aaapke har poster mein likha hota hai..
Soniya ji ko “Bahu-Mat” do..
Modi Sarkar aur Bank Account
Modi Sarkar ko ab daaru dogune daam par bechni chahiye..
Aur aadha paisa peene wale ki patni ke account mein subsidy ki tarah wapas kar dena chahiye, jisse 2 fayde honge!
1. Patniya apne patiyo ko peene ke liye kabhi mana nahin karegi!
2. Jis ki patni ka account nahin hai.. wo bhi khul jayega!
Bhikhari ka financial management
EK bhikhari ko 100/- ka note mila..
Wo five star hotel mein gaya aur bharpet khana khaya
3000/- ka bill aaya…
woh Manager se bola: Paise nahin hain..
Manager ne use police ke hawale kar diya..
Bhikhari ne police ko 100/- diye aur chhoot gaya!!
Isko bolte hain..
Financial Management without MBA in India.
Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS
Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.
From :- Rajnikant
Mind It!
Biwiyo ka Mindset
Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain
Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai…
Aur
Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!
Rahul Gandhi – Special Neta
Rahul Gandhi ekmatra aise jeevit rajneta hain,
Jo,
Janmdin manane Landon,
Ilaaj karane Newyork,
Baal katwane Spain,
aur ‘Naak’ katwane bharat aate hain!
1947 ka popular SMS
1947 ka mashhoor SMS…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga…
Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye!
CRAZY FANS… 😀
Rahul Gandhi (Jokes) Returns from Bangkok
Rahul gandhi ke swagat mein band baza walo ki kutayi sirf isliye ho gayi kyunki unhone..
“TUM TO THEHRE PARDESI, SATH KYA NIBHAOGE”
bazaa diya tha!
—————
Rahul Gandhi kehte hai “Congress koi party nahi, ek Soch hai”
aur
Vidya Balan kehti hai “Jahan Soch hai, wahan Shouchalay hai”
Bada confusion hai bhai!!
—————–
After hearing Rahul for 3 hrs in a rally,
all the farmers collected 100 each and gave to Sonia Gandhi,
saying “you should also be compensated.. Fasal to aapki bhi kharab Hui hai”..
—————–
Rahul Gandhi called up Dominos Pizza and shouted at the branch manager, “You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there’s nothing on it!! No cheese, no toppings, nothing – it’s just a circle of plain bread! What the hell is wrong with you guys? I am gonna close you guys down permanently and get you personally arrested!!!”
10 mins later Soniaji calls back to Dominos and apologises to the manager, “Sorry, he opened the box upside down!”
#RahulReturns
—————
Rahul Gandhi : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ?
Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri
Rahul Gandhi: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ?
Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha.
—————–
—————–
