Latest WhatsApp Jokes Jokes
Latest new funny PJs (Poor Jokes)
What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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No claps please!
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One More ☝
Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of ‘Tali-ban’!
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Also See: Mast Poor Jokes
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Acha ek or ☝
What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?
Bujurg Khalifa!
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Acha bas ek or ☝
How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?
Diplomacy!
(Dip-lo-massi)
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Ye wala last ☝
How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)
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Ye wala ek dum last☝
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul..
😀 😛 😛
Share to banta hai boss! Thoko like 😀
Ek Marwari ki Shri Ganesh Prarthana
Ganpati Bappa Moriya
Dhandha ko-ni ho riya!
Rahul Gandhi aur Gareeb Kisaan
Rahul Gandhi: Gareeb kisano ko Rooh-afza diya jayega.
Sonia Gandhi: Beta Roohafza nahi muavza!!
😀 Poor Pappu 😛
Whatsapp Jokes on Narendra Modi’s frequent foreign visits
Biwi bachhe na ho to
aadmi ka ghar mein rehne ka mann hi nahin karta…
Modi ji fir se 3 desho ki videsh yatra pe rawana!
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Kisi ko apne kharab mobile ki
Battery mangwana ho to bata do…
Modi ji china mein hi hain…!
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Kisi ko pata ho to plz batao mujhe,
Mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya ki…
Modi ji election jeete the
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World tour ka package!!
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For Narendra Modi:
Either flight mode is ON
or
Camera is ON
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Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show
Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…
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Hansa : Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?
Praful : Hansaaaaaa
samundra ke najdik rehte hai woh…
sea + near = Senior
aur jo Zoo ke najdik rehte hai woh…
Zoo + near = Junior
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Hansa : Praful
tournament matlab??
Praful : tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…
Bapuji : abey Praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.
Praful: Bapuji ohh Bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament…
Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata….
WhatsApp group ke silent members ke liye
Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…
Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..
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Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!
“First come first serve only!”
Mother’s Day Special Joke – Whom you like more?
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?
Kid- Both
Papa- No tell me one?
Kid- Both
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris
Where will u go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means you like ur mother more? Continue reading
Teachers vs Engineers
Engineer, doctor, CA:-
Aaj mere paas Bangla hai…
Gaadi hai…
Naukar chakar hain…
Tumhare paas kya hai…??
Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!!
Meri shirt press kar do
Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.
After 10 minutes
Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!
Message for God in Hot Summers
Dear Suraj Bhagwan,
Please go to Settings > Display > Brightness…
and lower your brightness…
It’s too hot to handle!!
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Garmi se pareshan Aadmi