Mast Funny PJs – Creative Thinking!

Geography Teacher: agar koi chhota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?

Student: to “Tadang” jaisi aavaj aayegi.

Sir gusse se: Kyun ??

Student: “Ye Duniya… Ye Duniya Pittal di.

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Girl at a stationary store.

Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho? ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the,
PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG!

Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!

KYUN?

Kyuki,

UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND!

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Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?

batao?

Because there’s the tali-ban!

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This PJ might blow ur senses away:

What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?

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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)…

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Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?

Masti? NO

Timepass? NO

Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.

Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA…!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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on Sep 6, 2014