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20 Jan 2015

Men vs Women – funny jokes

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most

and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

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The woman who invented the phrase …
“All men are the same”
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened….

19 Jan 2015

India mein High Alert

Hamare Bharat mein high alert ka matlab..

Police ko Danda pakda kar Chauraho par khada kar dena…

Jaise
Atankwadi AK 47 ke bajaye, Bhains lekar aayenge!

18 Jan 2015

Funny Women jokes in English

Q – You know why women love shoes?

Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. !

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Q – Why can’t Women Drive well?
Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..

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Q – Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle?

Ans – There are no Shopping Centers..

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Q – How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans – Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..

17 Jan 2015

Santa ki Aakhiri Khwahish

This is ultimate:

Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”

Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”

Yamraj fainted….! 😛 😀

16 Jan 2015

Funny quote on a husband’s T-Shirt

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

“All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.”

15 Jan 2015

Difference between Facebook and WhatsApp Conversation

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION

On “Whatsapp”

Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho ?

Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.

On “FaceBook”

Wife: Dear when will you be back ? You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon. ??
(Status liked by 10 of her friends)

Husband: Thanks for being there always …. so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you ! Will be back soon honey. ?? (Status liked by 15 friends, sister-in-law & mother-in-law) ??????

13 Jan 2015

Toothpaste ka retirement

Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai?

Chinese: 1 Hafta
British: 1 Mahina
American: 3 Mahine
Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota!

Doctor: Wo kaise?
Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color karne ke kaam aata hai, Uske baad machine ki safai ke kaam aata hai aur jab uske baal gir jaate hain, to pajaame mein naada daalne ke kaam aata hai!

12 Jan 2015

Ek Machchar aur Aadmi

Ek machchar pareshan baitha tha,

Dusre ne puchha: Kya hua?

Pehla bola: Yaar gajab ho raha hai…
Chuhedaani mein chuha;
Sabundaani mein Sabun;

Magar machchardaani mein Aadmi so raha hai!!

11 Jan 2015

Makar Sankranti par pati patni joke

Patni (Pati se):
Suno ji, Makar Sankranti aa rahi hai, Kuchh Idea do, Abki baar kya baantu?

Pati (Kuchh der soch kar):
Aisa karo jo,
Apni chaudah (14) saheliyo ko mera mobile number baant do!! 😀

——– Wish you Very Happy Makar Sankranti ———-

10 Jan 2015

WhatsApp par share karo funny recipe

Recipe kuchh iss prakar hai..

Ek katora lo,
Usme kuchh angoor lo,
ab ek angoor ko muh me daalo,
ab aaina dekho,

Dish taiyaar!
Dish ka naam:
Langoor ke muh mein angoor!!

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