Q – You know why women love shoes?
Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. !
Q – Why can’t Women Drive well?
Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q – Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle?
Ans – There are no Shopping Centers..
Q – How to save a Dying Woman?
Ans – Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..