Platform par dher saara samaan liye khadi ek aurat se coolie ne puchha:
Madam, Coolie chahiye?
Aurat ne badi vinamrata ke sath jawab diya:
Nahin bhaiya, Mere pati mere saath hain!! ๐
Latest WhatsApp Jokes Jokes
Jaledi ke female hone ke karan
Jalebi ke female hone ke 2 karan hain..
Pehli, wo Meethi hai…
aur
Dusra, Wo kabhi seedhi nahin ho sakti!
Pappu aur College ki Ladki
Pappu college ki ladki se bola :
“I love you, Ab tum mujhe bolo..”
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Girl :”Main abhi ja kar sir ko bolti hoon”
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Pappu : “Pagli sir ko mat bol,
Unki shaadi ho gayi hai”
Jokes on Modi ka 10 lakh ka Suit
Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! ๐
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Pehna Suit hazaar ka,
Bataya lakh ka,
Aur becha Crore mein,
Wah re Gujrati, Wah!
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Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi suit silwane gaye the,
Parantu darji ne “Sharif” likhne se mana kar diya!! ๐
Baby mosquito’s first flying
Baby mosquito came back after its first flying…
His dad asked him, “how do u feel ?”
He replied “it was wonderful daddy… All humans clapped hands for me!! :)”
Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, why waste time on what people think…
Alia Bhatt after India’s Win Today
Isi beech Alia Bhatt ne David Dhawan ko unke bete Shikhar dhawan ke shatak maarne par badhai di.
Yeh Sunkar David Dhawan phone par hi behosh ho gaye!! ๐
Funny SMS – I like three things
I like three things
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. You
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Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink
And you to..
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Oh hello, Table kaun saaf karega? ๐
Latest Funny Husband Wife Jokes in English
Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”
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Doctor : How is your headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town.
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Marriage is like a public toilet…
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Wives are magicians……..
They can change anything into an argument.
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
Dada Dadi ke Jawaani ke din
Ek dada-dadi ne jawani ke dino ko yaad karne ka faisla kiya.
Agle din dada Phool lekar wahin pahuncha, Jahaa wo jawani ke dino mein mila karte the.
Waha khade khade dada ke pairo mein dard ho gaya,
Lekin dadi nahin aayi!
Ghar jakar Dada gusse se: Aayi kyun nahin??
Dadi sharmate hue boli: Mummy ne aane nahin diya!! ๐
India Pakistan World Cup Jokes
15th Feb ko hue India Pakistan Cricket Match mein 6th time (in all world cups) India ne Pak ko hara diya!
Usse pehle aur baad chal rahe whatsapp jokes ka anand lein…
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BEFORE THE MATCH
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Koi bhi jeete, main manta hoon ki dono team achchi bhawna se sirf cricket khele,
Haar-jeet to lagi rehti hai…
Aur haan…
Pakistan ki Toh Band Baja Denge !!
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Pakistaniyo padh lo chahe kitna bhi ‘Kalma’
Tabaahi macha ke rahega Anushka ka ‘Balma‘!
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Pakistani Khiladi: Bhai jaan, haar gaye to kya hoga?
Afridi: Abe yeh soch, jeet gaye to English kaun bolega?!!! ๐
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Isi beech, Start Sports ne ek Ad dikhaya, Ki akhir pakistan patakhe kab fodega?
Match khatam hone ke baad, Usi par ban gaye kayi jokes…
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Aur isi beech Pakistan mein
patakho ki dukaan ke bahar
board lag gaya hai…
“Becha hua maal, wapas nahin hoga!!” ๐ ๐
Message to Pakistani cricket fans after World Cup defeat against India
This is the whatsapp message from an Indian friend to Pakistani cricket fans after World Cup defeat against India..
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