Latest Funny Husband Wife Jokes in English

Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”


Doctor : How is your headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town.


Marriage is like a public toilet…

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out.


No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood


Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!


Wives are magicians……..
They can change anything into an argument.


Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.

A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!

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on Feb 20, 2015