Santa kele ke chhilke se fisal kar gir gaya…
Aage phir dusre chhilke se fisal kar gir gaya
Aage phir teesra chhilkka dekh kar wo bola
‘Shit… sala ab phir girna padega!!’
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Latest Santa Banta Jokes Jokes
Biwi se Jhagda khatam hua?
Dost: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
Santa: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.
Dost: Kya Boli?
Santa: Boli Palang k Neeche se Nikal Aao, Ab Nahi Maarungi.
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Husband and Wife in a train compartment
In a train compartment…
Husband: Darling,
mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says:
BhOW BhOW
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College ki Ladkiya Taakne ke Bahaane
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped par chad jaun to engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi??
Banta: Haan, Phir hath chhod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi π
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How far is the Earth from here?
Titanic was sinking…
Santa: How far is the earth from here?
Banta: 1 kilometer.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: in which direction..?
Banta: Downwards !
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Cool Santa – doesn’t care for small things
Surgeon: I am sorry, it seems a rubber glove was left inside you after the operation, We have to operate you again…
Santa: Ro mat, Ye le 20Rs. Naya le lena..!
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Santa ki Aakhiri Khwahish
Jailor: Faansi pe latakne se pahle koi aakhri
khwaish…?
Santa: Biwi se milna hai…
Jailor: Biwi se hi kyun, Mama papa se kyun nahi…?
Santa: Saale agle janam me.. Mama Papa to Janm lete hi mil jayenge, par Biwi to 25 saal baad milegi na…. π
Desperate Santa π π
Santa in A English Test
Interviewer: Let me check ur english
tell me d opposite of good.?
Santa: Bad…….
Interviewer: Come
Santa: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Santa: Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI??????????
Santa: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Santa: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho
ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Santa: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Santa: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out
Santa: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Santa: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrr rr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Santa: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected
Santa: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra ra ra ra… hayo rabba!! π
Shaadi ek barbadi
Yeh gadha kyun laaye ho?
Santa school me gadha le ke aaya…
Madam: Ye gadha, Q laye ho?
Santa: Madam aap hi to Kehti ho ke maine bade bade gadho ko insan banaya hai. To maine socha ki ab iski bhi life ban jaegi . π
Chalaak Santa! π :-p
Chain message by Santa
Chain message by Santa:
Please iss message ko itna forward kariye ki…
meri girlfriend tak pahunch jaaye!
βPreeto, tune sim change kar ke achcha nahi kiya…
marja kutti %^*…β
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