Santa bathroom ka darawaza khol ke naha raha tha…
Banta: Santa Paaji, Aap bade besharam ho, bathroom ka darwaza khol ke hi naha rahe ho!!
Santa: Paaji, main darwaza khol ke isliye nahin nahata, ki koi mujhe Keyhole mein se nahate nahi dekh le!
😉 😀
Ek Marwadi badam bech raha tha
Santa ne pocha: Ye khane se kya hota hai?
Marwadi: dimagh tez hota hai..
Santa: kaise?
Marwadi: Acha ye btao 1 kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hai?
Santa: pata nhi…
Marwadi ne usko badam khilaya or bola:
batao 1 darjan me kitne kele hote hai?
Santa: 12
Marwadi: dekha dimag tez ho gya.
Santa: 2 kilo de yar, kamaal Ki cheez hai..!!
Kaun Banega Crorepati mein question puchha gaya
Santa Ji, yeh raha aapke liye Pehla question
Q :- Sote Waqt apki Wife kaisi dikhti hai.?
A – Hot
B -Sexy
C -Cute
D -Sad
Santa: I want to use the lifeline… I Wanna Phone A Friend..!!!
Sardarji introducing his family:-
1. Yeh hai meri biwi….. Google Kaur..
Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai…..
2. Yeh hai mera beta…. Facebookjeet Singh..
Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai…..
3. Yeh hai meri beti…. Twitterpreet Kaur..
Poori colony isse folow karti hai…..
4. Aur mein hoon Orkutdeep Singh….
Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi…. !!
Teacher:
Give one English word for-
“Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena”?
Santa after thinking
“FLUSH”
Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘handy-man’ and starts looking for some work in an up-market colony nearby.
He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?” the owner says.
The Sardar responds, “How about $50?”
The owner says “Fine, there’s a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage.”
The owner’s wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asks her husband, “Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house? That’s a whole day’s job!!”
The man replies, “He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he’s dumb?”
“No, I don’t think so. I guess I’m just influenced by those stupid Sardar
e-mail jokes we keep receiving.”, she comments
A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the $50.
“You’ve finished already?” the husband asks.
“Yes,” he replies, “and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to him.
“And by the way,” the turbaned guy adds, “it’s not a Porsche, it’s a BMW!! 😀 😀
Santa ocean mein lassi bana rha tha
banta:kya kar rhe ho..?
Santa:lassi bana rha hu.
Banta: Pagla gaya hai kya? itni lassi kya tera baap peeaga..
Got it? 😉
Santa in computer exam-;
Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ??
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Santa: It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the Computer..!!
Santa was going on a bike with his beautiful wife .
Tapori : Sardarji , wife hai ya lover ?
Santa: Saale lover hogi teri, meri to wife hai….
Santa (on Call with police): Yahan jaldi se aoo meri gadi ka gear or stearing chori ho gaya hai.
Police: Tumhare gadi ka stearing aur gear to chori hi nahi hua.
Santa: Bulane ke liye sorry lekin main galti se pichhli seat par beth gya tha. 😛
Santa ne “Live Radio Station” call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
R.J: Haan
Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?
R.J (Gusse me) : Haaan bhai haan..!!
Santa: Hello Banto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de…!
Main uper chhat par bathroom mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai…!!