Santa to Banta:
Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage..
Banta: Goli mar de !
Latest Santa Banta Jokes Jokes
Aurat ko Husband Ka Pata
Sardar ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
Vidhwa Aurat
Santa Banta – Besan Aur Pakoda
Santa: Yaar Banta, hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Banta: jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai, Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.
Hahaha… 😀
Santa ne di advice
1 Girl Fansi Laga rahi thi..
Santa ne Window se Dekh liya…!
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?
Santa bola: Sirf latkne se height nahi badhegi, mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.
Santa, Sharaab aur Ladki
Santa: Sharab pite pite Rone Laga…
Banta: Kya hua Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?
Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha tha, Uska Naam Hi Yaad Nahi Aa Raha..
Santa ka Translation
Exam mein Teacher To Santa:
Isko Hindi mein translate karo
“She is kidding”
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Santa hansne laga aur bola.
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itna asaan
Wo Bachche De Rahi Hai ! 😀
Santa ki Kidney
Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya…
Phir Aansu Ponchte Hue
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Kitne Number Se ??
Santa public toilet mein
Santa public toilet gaya
Ek ghante baad bahar nikla…
Jamadar bola: 20 rs.
Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi
Santa: I know your secret!
Two friends Santa and Banta were talking…
Banta to Santa: There is a easy way to get what you want from people.
Santa: How?
Banta replied: Tell people you know their secret.
Santa jumps up and runs to his dad, “I know your secret!”
The dad replies, “Please don’t tell your mom here is $100.”
Santa then runs to his mom, “I know your secret!”
The mom said, “Please don’t tell your dad here’s $150.”
Santa then decides to try it on the mail man, “I know your secret!”
The mail man opened his arms and said, “Come, give your dad a hug!” 😀
Santa considered as a God
Santa: People consider me as a ‘GOD’
Wife: How do you know??
Santa: When I went to the Park today,
everybody said – “Oh GOD! Tu aaj phir aa gaya!”
Santa Jyotishi ka Fan Ban Gaya!
Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundli dikhane gaya.
Jyotishi : Tera naam Santa Singh hai?
Santa (impressed) : Ji Maharaaj.
Jyotishi : Preeto teri biwi hai ?
Santa ( in admiring tone ) : Ji, ji Maharaj..!
Jyotishi : Tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai?
Santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar ) Ji haan Maharaj…!
Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain?
Santa ( jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey ) Maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho…!
Jyotishi bole: AGLI BAAR AAYE TO.. KUNDLI LAANA.. RATION CARD NAHIN..! !