Santa Jyotishi ka Fan Ban Gaya!

Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundli dikhane gaya.

Jyotishi : Tera naam Santa Singh hai?
Santa (impressed) : Ji Maharaaj.

Jyotishi : Preeto teri biwi hai ?
Santa ( in admiring tone ) : Ji, ji Maharaj..!

Jyotishi : Tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai?
Santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar ) Ji haan Maharaj…!

Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain?
Santa ( jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey ) Maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho…!

Jyotishi bole: AGLI BAAR AAYE TO.. KUNDLI LAANA.. RATION CARD NAHIN..! !

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on Feb 9, 2014