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12 Apr 2014

Laloo sent Job Application in Microsoft (USA)

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks,
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :

“Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeka mein naukri mil gayee hai.” Everyone was delighted.

Laloo prasad continued…
“Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa, par letter angreeze mein hai – isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad —– Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet —–aap to miltay hee nahin ho
our requirement —– humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence —– ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call —– phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained —– bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks —– aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. —- Tohar Bilva!!

11 Apr 2014

How Rahul Gandhi sits for a Hawan

This is how Rahul Gandhi sits for a hawan…

rahul gandhi jokes

rahul havan

Aise baithne ki media aur internet par bahut alochna hone ke baad, Rahul Gandhi ab potty mein bhi aalakti paalakti lagakar baithte hain 😀

11 Apr 2014

Abu Azmi and Mulayam Singh Jokes after their remark on Rapes

Samajwadi Party chief Mulayam Singh Yadav sparked controversy with his comments on rape.

Now Abu Azmi has said that any woman who has sex outside marriage should be hanged, including rape victims!!

mulayam jokes

Abu Azmi meanwhile, wants to hang women who willingly have sex. I think he needs to hang up his boots & seek medical attention ASAP.

— Farhan Akhtar (@FarOutAkhtar) April 11, 2014

Why hang rapists yaar? Boys make mistakes. – Shri Mulayam Singh Yadav Yes, boys make mistakes. So did your parents. #BackingRapists

— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) April 10, 2014

As if Mulayam Singh Yadav’s statement wasn’t atrocious enough, Abu Azmi backs him by stating that women who are raped should be hanged too.

— Divya Kapur (@ParadisalDreams) April 11, 2014

Pretty sure Abu Azmi is trying to win an election in Afghanistan.

— Ashish Shakya (@stupidusmaximus) April 11, 2014

After Mulayam Singh, Abu Azmi confirms that only way to enter SP is to have a sick mindset

— Sourabh Manna (@sourabhmanna) April 11, 2014

If Abu Azmi or Mulayam Singh ever appeared on Roadies i dont think they will need any more contestants for like 4 seasons.

— Fickleman (@ImSpacemanSpiff) April 11, 2014

“Hey Abu Azmi, wanna hear a joke?” “Yes” “Brains” “I don’t get it” “EXACTLY”.”

— Sangam (@SangamSharma17) April 11, 2014

New day, new clown in town – yesterday Mulayam,today Abu Azmi – verbal diarrhea #Elections2014

— Priyatham Rajagopal (@priyathamr) April 11, 2014

So Abu Azmi says rape victims shud b hanged! My gay frnz plz rape him so that we can hang him!! #BackingRapists

— Manisha Gupta (@manisha__gupta) April 11, 2014

Mulayam Singh is right. Hanging rapists might not be the right thing to do after all. Hanging netas just might work, though. #BackingRapists

— Paloma Sharma (@PalomaSharma) April 10, 2014

08 Apr 2014

Yuvraj’s Bad Inning in T20 WC Final vs Politicians

Yuvraj Bad Innings

Voting has started for Lok sabha elections 2014.

Soch Samajh Kar Vote Do, Aur do Zaroor!

05 Apr 2014

Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkaar – Best Jokes and Memes

BJP’s tagline for this Loksabha election campaign is “Ab ki Baar, Modi Sarkar”.

And soon enough, there are jokes floating on internet on this tagline.

Just chose any line ending with “AAR”… and add the line “Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkar” to it.

Here are few best we have for you.

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31 Mar 2014

The God, A good news and a better news

God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called together those whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in the World:

1. President of USA Barrack Obama,
2. Chinese President Xi Jinping, and
3. Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh

“The World will End soon now,” God told them. “You must go and tell all the People.”

Obama, made a Live Statement on National Television.
“I’ve Good News and BAD News” he said.
“The Good News is that we have been Right, there is a God. The Bad News is that He is Ending the World.”

The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a Worldwide Message:
“I’ve Bad News and WORSE News,” he said.
“The Bad News is that we have been Wrong all along – there is a God. The Worse News is that He is Ending the World.”

The third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and tells her:
“I’ve Good News and EVEN BETTER News. The Good News is that God thinks I’m one of the Three Most Influential Persons in the World. The Even Better News is that we do not have to Worry about how to Stop Narendra Modi from becoming PM, because God is Ending the World…”

😀 Share it now :-p

19 Mar 2014

Spoof On Arvind Kejriwal- Cute Expose by Dukhdarshan

You must be knowing about Doordarshan’s “Gumshuda ki Talaash”
This video is on similar theme, Nice act by Kids telling what Kejriwal is doing these days!

03 Mar 2014

Rahul Gandhi’s excuse for not watching Aamir’s show Satyamev Jayate

Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga!

Aamir Khan: Kyun?

Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai.. 🙂

04 Feb 2014

Arnab Asks Pappu: What do you drive?

Welcome back to Frankly Speaking after a short break.

Arnab: So Pappu, what do you drive?

Pappu: My father was a pilot and so was my uncle. They had their pilots license from USA. When my grandmother didn’t die in a plane crash… (Arnab, now trying hard to conceal hi amusement cuts him short yet again) Continue reading →

03 Feb 2014

Arnab asks Rahul: What are you gonna eat?

Arnab: What are you gonna eat tonight?

Pappu: To know that answer first you must know what is night. A night is something that is not a day. Its not something that is even evening but….(Arnab cuts him short)

Arnab: But wait wait I asked you specifically what are you gonna eat? Continue reading →

03 Feb 2014

Rajnikanth Trolls Rahul Gandhi

rahul rajni joke

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