The Logical PJ – A Bus Conductor

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn’t stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone’s amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn’t stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also, to everyone’s amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.

This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn’t done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn’t he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

Still couldn’t? Then see below

Think hard

C’mon

Tired….?

Wanna know the answer????

Ok……..
here is the Answer

During the first two times, the conductor was a ‘Bad Conductor‘, therefore electricity didn’t pass through him. But during the third time, he was a ‘Good conductor’, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

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John Abraham’s Kids – Best PJ

Agar John Abraham ki shaadi ke baad uske Judwa Bachche hue (Twins)

To batao, John Abraham un dono bachcho ka Naam kya rakhega?

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Socho?

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Easy Hai re… JohnSon & JohnSon!!

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Sabse Purana Janwar Kaunsa hai?

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Batao Sabse Purana Janwar Kaunsa hai?

Gutthi: Zebra, coz wo Black & White hota hai na!

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Paper Apne Aap Udd Gaya

hindi-chutkule-090

Chhote: Ek baat bolun?

Bade: Bol, bina bataye tujhse raha nahi jayega

Chhote: Ek admi paper padh raha tha… aur pata hai paper udd gaya

Bade: Haan to isme kaunsi badi baat hai

Chhote: Arey paper apne aap udd gaya

Bade: Abe hawa chali hogi to paper udd gaya hoga

Chhote: Nahin re, Paper plain (plane) tha, isliye udd gaya… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

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Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse on a Walk – Best PJ

Ek baar Donald Duck (DD) and Mickey Mouse (MM) ghoomne nikle.

Raste mein DD ne puchha, Mickey, Ramayan suna na yaar?

MM: Nahin, mujhe nahin aati

Yeh sunkar Donald Duck ko gussa aa gaya, aur usne Mickey mouse ko buri tarah se peeta… aur puchha,
Mickey, Ramayana yaad aayi?

MM: Nahin, yaad nahi aayi ๐Ÿ™

Phir DD ne use ghaseet kar, ek hath se deewar par latka diya, aur phir puchha..
Mickey, Ab aayi Ramayank yaad?

Aur iss baar Micket ne farrate se bina bhoole poori Ramayan suna di.
Pata hai kyun??

Kyunki Jab mickey ko Wall se latkaya to he became WalMiki… ๐Ÿ˜€

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Sunil Grover (Gutthi) Funny Shayari in Comedy Nights

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Na train mein, na phoolo mein
na rasoi mein na rain mein
dard milta hai to
tere diye hue pain mein…!

Na tan se, na mann se, na dhan se
Sarkar darti hai, to anna ke anshan se

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Santa in Computer Exam

Santa in computer exam-;

Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ??

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Santa: It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the Computer..!!

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Shahjahan Ka Pota

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..

Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota!

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Arz Kiya Hai

Arz kiya Hai…

Bigdi Hui Zindagi ki kuchh itni si kahaani Hai..

Wah.. wah..

20% to hum bachpan se kamine the

Aur 80% facebook/twitter/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai

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Saanp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon

Saanp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon…

Waah! Waah!

Saanp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …

Good Afternoon!
Good Afternoon!
Good Afternoon!

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KARINA, KATRINA & ZARINE

Karina, Katrina & Zarine

Do you know, ki Inn Teeno ki skin Itni Gori kyun hai?

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Socho….

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Kyuki Teeno k Naam mein RIN Aata hai… (KaRINa, KatRINa, ZaRINe)

Aue Rin deta hai Chauka Dene Wali Safedi..!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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