Arz kiya hai…. ๐
Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai.
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Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai…. ๐
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Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.
Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana…. ๐ ๐
Hygienic hota hai… ๐ ๐ ๐
Latest PJ – Poor Jokes Jokes
Boy looks into Girl’s Purse
One boy looks into a girl’s purse in a classroom…
She says.. it’s bad manners ๐ก
he says.. it’s not ๐
She asks… why?
He replies… Because.. members of the same class can access private data!!
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Typical – C++/Java Students ๐
Funny Facebook Jokes going viral on WhatsApp
Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means…
E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.
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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
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Why is Facebook such a hit ?
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What is SuperMan’s Favorite Song?
What is SuperMan’s Favorite Song..???’
socho?
thoda dimag pe jor daalo yaar…
nahin pata?
main batata hun…
its
“Hawaa Mein Udta Jaye, Mera LaaL Duppata MalmaL Ka” ๐ ๐
Sunny Leone ne bataya raaj
Peediya Khap Gayi, pata lagate lagate
Ki yeh duniya kis mitti ki bani hai!
Aur Sunny Leone ne ek minute mein bata diya..
ki
ki
ki
Yeh Duniya Pittal Di!! ๐
Itna dubla patla aadmi!
Mera ek dost itna jyada patla hai..
ki machchhar bhi raat ko aakar usse bolte hain…
“Yeh le bhai, tu rakhle yeh khoon, padosi se chura kar laya hoon.”! ๐
Yeh dard hai.. meetha meetha, pyara pyara
Kaun kehta hai ke
sirf mahobbat mein hi dard hota hai..
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kambakht…
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darvaze mein ungli aa jaye to bhi jan nikal jati hai !!
Some PJ Funny Hindi Shayaris
Aankho mein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah,
Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki
Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi… ๐ ๐
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Ek aur…
Koi patthar se na maare
mere dewaane ko…
Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,
Bomb se udaa do saale ko…
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This PJ will kill you – Bollywood Joke
If you have black eyes…
Then your name is… RURU
why?
simple re…
Yeh Kali kali aankhein…
Tu RURU!!
Alia Bhatt Confused about God Ganesha’s gender
Alia Bhatt to her Dad: Papa, I am confused, Ganesha is male or female…
Mahesh Bhatt: Alia, are you mad or what..?
Alia:
Papa main bhi kya karun,
Sab log bol rahe hain, Ganesh Chatur Thi !!
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Goa Ganesha aur Aadmi Joke
Mast Funny PJs – Creative Thinking!
Geography Teacher: agar koi chhota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?
Student: to “Tadang” jaisi aavaj aayegi.
Sir gusse se: Kyun ??
Student: “Ye Duniya… Ye Duniya Pittal di.
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Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho? ๐ ๐
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