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08 Jan 2014

Best PJs – Wanna Die Laughing?

Om Puri was kidnapped by Taliban..
Govt launched a mission to save him .
Bolo uss mission kaa naam kya hoga??

Answer: Sev Puri 😀 😛

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Another one…

If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry,
people won’t take it seriously… Why?

because that would be ‘Khushi ke aansoo’!! 😀

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Ek aur….

If Sridevi is running a shop,
I wonder whether she would say
“Abhi Boney ka time hai…”

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I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems
Because…

“Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu”

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Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate hain,
to sab machaar bhaag jate hain, batao kyun??

KYUKI team “AllOut” hain naa. 😛 LOL

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Now Don’t kill me for this…

One day Om Puri came late for the shooting
Cast and crew said…

Omelette aaya 😀

06 Jan 2014

Kapil Sharma & Gutthi PJ

Kapil Sharma: Arey yaar yeh Gandhi ji har note par hanste kyon rahte hai?

Gutthi: Simple hai, wo royenge toh note geela ho jayega na …..ha ha.. Don’t Mind 😀

04 Jan 2014

Best Munna – Circuit Jokes Collection

Munna-Circuit Jokes

Munnabhai: Yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai……!!!
is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the…

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela hai, ye Pagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Pagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .!!!

Munna Bhai: Gandhi Jayanti ke bare mein kya jante ho?
Circuit: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

Munna Bhai: Akal badi ki bhais?
Circuit: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

Munna Bhai: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
Mamu: B.A.
Munna Bhai: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

Circuit: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai tere ko dhund rehla hai.
Circuit: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karne ko.
Munna Bhai: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.
Circuit: Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. 😀

Munna Bhai: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Doctor log operation se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

04 Jan 2014

Bigg Boss & Comedy Nights

salman-khan-with-kapil-sharma-Weekend-Ka-Wow
Weekend ka Wowww
Sath mein Salluuu…

Kapil ka Awwww
Sath mein Babaji ka Thullu!! 😀

24 Dec 2013

Mom and her Son – Exam Result

one day son Came home, and told his mom that I got 1st place in exam

Mom (happily): Good, Keep it up son, keep it up

The son goes and kept its result card on cup board.

Mom asked: Why are you keeping your result card there?

The son said: “Mom you only said to keep it up so I kept it up… simple! 😀

27 Oct 2013

Interview – Elephant Fridge Questions

elephant-fridge-joke Try to give answers to each questions by yourself first.. if you fail then only look at them.

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ?

Employee : That’s easy,49.

Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge ?
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Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What r the four steps to put a deer into the fridge ?
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Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Boss : It’s lion’s birthday, all animals r there except one, why ?
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Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles ?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles r at the lion’s birthday

Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why ?

Employee : Er.. I guess she drowned ?

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane.
U may leave now..

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Moral : No matter How much preparation you do for an interview, interviewer can always make you fail it.

22 Oct 2013

Awesome Hindi PJ Shayari Collection

Arz kiya hai…

Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear,

Basically ur concepts r not clear!!

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Dost ne pucha Exam me,”5th Answer Batao”,

Maine kaha Melody Khao khud jan jao 😀

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Pummi ke Pyar me pagal ho gaya peter,

Ab Hero Honda Splender 80KM prati liter 😉

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ruk jao 1 Aur hai..

Aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,

Didi tera Devar Deewana 😀 😀

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1 last.. Bas yeh wala

Blood donate karne k pehle hamesha Group jachna,

Basanti, Inn Kutto ke samne mat Nachna 😉 😛

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Ye wala last pakka….

Agar Tabiyat kharab ho to dhundo koi chemist

My name is Khan and I’m not a Terrorist

Ek aur Plz… Pleaseeeeeeee

Dil pagal he Pyar me Tere Paaro..

ACP bola,”Daya, Ghar ka kona-kona chhaan maaro” 😛 😀

Ab tumne yeh shayaris apne dosto ke sath share nahi ki to raat me sapne me Ra.One aayega 😀

19 Oct 2013

Machchli Saanp PJ – Comedy Nights with Gutthi

Machhli: eeuu eeu eeuu

Saanp: Uuummmmm

Machhli: Tum machli kyu nahi khate…

Saanp: Kyuki machli me kaante hote hain na…

Machli: To chappal pehan ke kha liya kar 😀

Gutthi-machhli-saanp-joke-comedy-nights

10 Oct 2013

Harr Biwi Ki Dua

Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko

Tarakki De

Dolat de

Bangla De

Mujhe Kuchh Nahi Chahiye..

Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko de

BAKi….

Unse lena mera kaam hai 😉 😛

16 Sep 2013

Cow & Cat Both are Sisters!

cow-cat-sisters Cow & Cat both are sisters..

Now you must be thinking ki kaise?

Jyada mat socho.

Arey simple hai yaar…

dekho..

Cow Hamari ‘Mata’ hoti hai

Aur

Billi ‘Mausi’!

Hui na sisters 😉

16 Sep 2013

is Science Stupid?

Boiled water good for health? SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar
jate hai..

Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki
kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ”Dead Bodies” To pani me hi reh jati hai

Stupid Science!!

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