Best Munna – Circuit Jokes Collection

Munna-Circuit Jokes 

Munnabhai: Yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai……!!!
is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the…

 

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela hai, ye Pagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Pagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .!!!

 

Munna Bhai: Gandhi Jayanti ke bare mein kya jante ho?
Circuit: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

 

Munna Bhai: Akal badi ki bhais?
Circuit: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

 

Munna Bhai: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
Mamu: B.A.
Munna Bhai: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

 

Circuit: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai tere ko dhund rehla hai.
Circuit: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karne ko.
Munna Bhai: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.
Circuit: Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. 😀

 

Munna Bhai: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

 

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Doctor log operation se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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on Jan 4, 2014