Admin ki taraf se Kal sham ko 7 baje se Admin ke Ghar par program rakha gaya hai
aap sab family k sath aa sakte hai.
Jis main Aapko..
ChAna masala
Kdhai paneer
Gobi paratha
Malai kofta
Paneer tikka.
Cold Drink.
Pizza.
Spring roll.
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream..
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Se Hone Wale bimariyon k baare mein jankari di jayengi
Shukriya
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I met a person, who’s name was Sabarjot.
He was a Fruit seller.
No matter what fruit he sold, they were all very sweet!
One day i asked him,
“How are all your fruits so sweet?”
He Replied,
.
“It’s because ‘Sabar’ ka ‘phal’ hamesha meetha hota hai..!!
You ask your wife something and she says: “Wahan rakha hai..”
This “wahan” can be either:
1. On the table.
2. Or any of th 26 drawers in kitchen.
3. or Antarctica..!!!
When wife says:”Woh laa do..”.., It can be
1. Her Lipstick .
2. Or milk from market.
3. Or an AK 56..!!!
When wife says:”Yeh kya hai..??” It can be:
1. Your Pyjamas on the floor.
2. Or beer 6-pack in fridge.
3. Or a Drone flying over Afghanistan.!!
When wife says: “Tumhe kabhi kuch samajh nahi aata..”…It can be about:
1. A new mushy WhatsApp msg.
2. Or Einstein’s theory of Relativity.
3. Or her latest spending spree in Mall…!
When wife says:”Ab bahot ho gaya…” …It can be:
1. The mascara she is putting.
2. Or the amount of Anthrax that needs to be put in a Biological Weapon.
3. Or the latest spat she has had with your mother..!!!
And….when wife says:
“Main kaisi lag rahi hoon?”
Its GAME OVER!!
It just puts you in a fix which Arjun had faced in Mahabharata, just before the war started.. as to whether you should follow Dharma Or Karma…!!!!
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Biwi:
Tumhe kuch yaad bhi rehta hai?
Aaj hamari wedding anniversary hai,
.
Pati:
Oh main to bhool hi gaya tha.
Aao, 2 minute ka maun rakhenge. 😀
Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
Ha Ha Ha!!
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Chanakya writes
“If you want to be
Happy with your husband,
Love him Less &
Understand him more !
If you want to be
Happy with your wife,
Love her More &
NEVER try to Understand her !”