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From :- Rajnikant
Mind It!
Top Funny Jokes for SMS
1947 ka popular SMS
1947 ka mashhoor SMS…
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Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga…
Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye!
CRAZY FANS… π
funny sms ka bura nahi maante!
Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura laga kya?
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Coffee is Hot,
Water is Cool,
Iβm Smart & Youβre Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan loβ¦ π π
Ladki Se Nasha Hota hai
Ladki Se Nasha Hota hai,
Nashe Se Junoon,
Junun Se Mehnat,
Mehnat Se Padhai,
Padhai Se Career
IsLiye Career Banane K Liye…
Ladki Patana Zaruri hai dost!
Maine I Love You bola
“I LOVE YOU”.
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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
Bas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha..
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.
Funny Mobile Recharge Jokes
Net pack khatam ho raha hai, Koi hai recharge karwane wala?
Abhay ne mere mobile mein 100 Rs ka recharge karaya to uski 3 din baad naukri lag gayi!
Jagdish ne 150 ka karaya, Uski shaadi pakki ho gayi!
Ahmed ne 50 ka karaya, Uska khoya bakra wapas aa gaya!
Harwinder Singh ne 125 ka karaya, Use Canada jaane ka Visa mila!
Sheela ne 500 ka karaya, wo jawaan ho gayi..
Munni ne nahin karaya, Wo badnam ho gayi!
Aage aapki marzi…!
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Koi bhi 1 number mann mein rakho..
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Aur utneka recharge mere mobile par karo,
Main apko bataunga kitna balance aaya hai!!
hasoo mat, Like karo. Share karo!
Hijade aur Shaadi ki Badhaai
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye…
Pehli: haaye haaye, main to 1100 lungi
Dusri boli: main to 2100 lungi
Peechhe se Santa bola
“Abey 2310 le lo… usme FM bhi hai !!”
π #Nokia
Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!
Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhure hain –
Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!
Funny SMS Shayari in Tapori Style
Abe dost,
Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main,
Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,
Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,
Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi! π
Thok taali ab π
Raat Hogi To Chand Dikhai Dega
Raat Hogi To Chand Dikhai Dega…
Khwabo Me Wo Chehra Dikhai Dega…
Ye Kisi Ka Pyaar Bhara “Good night” Message Hai.
Reply Kiya Nahi To Sapne Me “Bhoot” Dikhai Dega!!
Kanjoos aur Mobile SMS
Khud ko karo Kanjoos itna
Ki Har SMS bhejne se pehle
Service center wale khud Call karke puchhein,
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Kya aap sach mein ise bhejna chahte hain? Ya SENDING Fail kar dun? π