Exam mein Teacher To Santa:
Isko Hindi mein translate karo
“She is kidding”
.
Santa hansne laga aur bola.
.
itna asaan
Wo Bachche De Rahi Hai ! 😀
Top Funny Jokes for School
Where Students feel lonely
Teacher: Tell me a name of a place, where there are lots of people still you feel lonely.
Student: Sir, Exam Hall! 😀
—- In Hindi —
Adhyapak: Kisi aisi jagah ka naam batao jaha bahut saare log ho, phir bhi aap akela mehsoos karte ho?
Chhatra: Sir, Pareeksha Bhawan! 😛
Namumkin ko Mumkin
Pappu: Teacher, Main namumkin ko mumkin bana sakta hoon!
Teacher: Wo kaise?!!
Pappu: Namumkin se Na mitakar 😀 😛
Girl Student’s Name – Happy Butt
In a school, A teacher asks the new student her name.
The girl replies, “Happy Butt.”
The teacher says, “I don’t think that’s your name. You need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.”
The girl goes to the principal’s office and he asks, “What’s your name?”
The little girl says, “Happy Butt.”
The principal calls the girl’s mother to get the truth.
After getting off the phone, he says, “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.”
The girl exclaims, “Glad Ass… Happy Butt, What’s the difference?”
Santa tells Planet Names
Teacher: How many planets are there?
Santa: Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah – vagerah
Teacher: Aur batao?
Santa:
Aur bas… Sab badhiya Ekdum!
Mata raani ki kripa….
Aap sunao…?
New way of Writing Exams
New way of writing answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
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and write below :
“Scratch here for the ANSWER”
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uske fail hone ke chances full hain!
Engineers get Babaji Ka Thullu
Chalaak Student in Exam
Two students cheating karne hi wale the ke Teacher aaa gaya aur pucha:
Tum se peeche wale ladke ne abhi kya pucha ?
Student: Sir iss ne pucha Japan ka capital kya hai.
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Teacher: Toh tumne bata diya.?
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Student: Nahi Sir… Maine isko danta ke, abhi to tu ne mujhe Toka hai, magar ab na “TOKYO”.
Aajkal Ke Shaitan Bachche – Amazing Replies
Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
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Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water,
Mom: You come and drink.
Boy: please Mom.
Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u.
Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. 😀
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Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .
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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!.. LOL 😀
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Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… 😛
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Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa: Bilkul marte the
Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..??
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
“Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My Own Problems!” 🙂
Santa in School
Teacher:
Give one English word for-
“Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena”?
Santa after thinking
“FLUSH”